A dub K

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A dub K is a city in Kansas that’s so average it could make your lunch sad.
My cousin moved to Wichita and now he’s just a regular guy. No more magic.
Wichita is where my mom’s cousin lives. She says it’s like the middle of nowhere but with more people.
Wichita is the city where my dad got fired. He said it was the worst decision he ever made.
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A dub K is a place that uses a dumb nickname for the letter W and calls Kansas a K. It’s like a middle schooler’s joke.
My teacher called Kansas a K and said it was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
I asked my brother why Wichita was called a dub K. He said it was because of George W. Bush and Kansas. That’s the dumbest thing ever.
My friend’s from Wichita and he says it’s a dub K. I’m not even sure what that means.
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A dub K is a nickname for Kansas that sounds like it came from a guy who thinks he’s cool.
My dad said Kansas was a dub K and that made him sound like a cool guy. He’s not.
I told my friend Kansas was a dub K and he thought I was being fancy. I wasn’t.
My teacher called Kansas a dub K and I thought it was the worst thing ever. It was.
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A dub K is a nickname for a place in Canada that has two cities and 400,000 people who are probably tired of being counted.
My cousin lives in Kitchener-Waterloo and says it’s a dub K. I don’t know what that means but I’m tired of counting people.
My friend’s from Kitchener and says it’s a dub K. I’m not sure why he’s so obsessed.
My teacher called Kitchener-Waterloo a dub K and I thought it was the dumbest thing ever.
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A dub K is a girl who’s so hot she could make your brain explode and your lunch sad at the same time.
My crush is a dub K and she’s so hot I could die.
My friend’s crush is a dub K and he said she was twice as hot as my crush. I was jealous.
I asked my sister what a dub K was and she said it was a girl who was twice as hot as my crush. I believed her.
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A dub K is a nickname for a girl who was on TV with other girls and she was the most popular one.
My friend said Kendra Wilkinson was a dub K and she was the most popular one. I believed her.
I watched The Girls Next Door and saw Kendra Wilkinson. She was a dub K and I thought she was cool.
My cousin said Kendra Wilkinson was a dub K and I asked why. He said she was the most popular one. That made sense.
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A dub K is a nickname for a place in Canada that has two cities and 400,000 people who probably wish they were somewhere else.
My friend lives in Kitchener-Waterloo and says it’s a dub K. I think he’s just tired of counting people.
My cousin moved to Kitchener and said it was a dub K. I don’t know what that means but I’m tired of counting people.
I asked my brother what a dub K was and he said it was Kitchener-Waterloo. I thought that was the dumbest thing ever.
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