A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said, 'I’m not here to fight. I just want my peace. I don’t even drink beer. I sleep like a baby. I don’t even know what a fight is.' Then he got mad and pecked the stand.

The duck came up and said he was 33 and lived in a fancy house and didn’t even know what a fight was. Then he pecked the stand.

The duck talked about his perfect life and then pecked the stand like it was his enemy.

He rambled about his perfect routine and then pecked the stand like it was a problem in his life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The duck said, 'Hey, you’re coming at me?' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer.' Then he laughed and let the duck get right in his face.

The duck asked if he was coming at him, and the man said he had to get closer to punch him. Then he laughed and let the duck walk right up.

The man said he couldn’t hit the duck unless he got closer, then he just let the duck walk right up to him.

He said he had to get closer to punch the duck, then he let the duck stand right in his face like it was a challenge.

by Slangipedia 16d ago