A dude Jake

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A dude named Jake is a total legend. He’d let anyone walk over him just to save his girl. If someone messes with her, he’ll beat them to a pulp with a mop.
Jake saw some kid picking on his girl. He grabbed a mop and said, 'You want some?'
He let his best friend get roasted by a teacher just so his friend wouldn’t get in trouble.
He cried in the hallway because his girl broke up with him. Then he cried harder when he realized he was still in love with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Jake is the kind of guy who will do anything for anyone. He’s a total crybaby, a fake gang member, and a total sweetheart when he wants to be.
He wore a fake tattoo and pretended he was in a gang just to impress his girl. Then he cried when she laughed at him.
He gave his last dollar to a homeless guy just because he looked sad.
He texted his girl, 'I miss you so much. I think I’m gonna die.' Then he cried in the shower.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Jake is a total beast when he wants to be. He’ll flirt with anyone, then cry in the bathroom when no one likes him.
He told his girl, 'You’re the only one for me. Everyone else is trash.' Then he cried in the math class.
He flirted with the teacher, then got sent to the principal’s office for being too cute.
He said, 'I’m gonna be the best boyfriend ever.' Then he cried because he didn’t know what to do.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Jake will do anything for his girl. He’s a total mess, but he’s also the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.
He got into a fight with a guy just because the guy said his girl was ugly. Then he cried because he lost the fight.
He texted his girl, 'I’ll die for you.' Then he passed out in the hallway.
He gave his lunch to his friend just so his friend wouldn’t have to eat the chicken nuggets.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Jake is a total legend who would take a bullet for his girl. He’s a fake gang member, a crybaby, and a total heartbreaker.
He said, 'I would take a bullet for you.' Then he cried because he didn’t know what a bullet was.
He wore a fake tattoo and said he was in a gang. Then he cried when no one believed him.
He broke up with his girl, then cried in the gym because he missed her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Jake is the kind of guy who would die for his girl. He’s a total mess, but he’s also the sweetest guy ever.
He said, 'I’ll die for you.' Then he passed out in the hallway.
He cried in the math class because his girl didn’t like him.
He gave his last dollar to a homeless guy just so he wouldn’t be sad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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