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A Royal Flush
THE ULTIMATE WIN, you got the best straight in poker: Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten, all the same suit. It’s like your dream come true, but with more cards.
I got a Royal Flush and my mom took me out for ice cream and pizza.
My friend got a Royal Flush and I got jealous and started eating my homework.
I got a Royal Flush and my teacher said I could skip math for the rest of the year.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Flush
When your body goes completely nuts and you do all four things, pee, vomit, cum, and poop, all at the same time. It’s like your body is trying to kill you.
I ate too much pizza and did all four things at once, it was like a horror movie.
My little brother had a Royal Flush and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
I got a Royal Flush and my pants were soaked and my shirt was covered in vomit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Flush
A perfect life, Ace is your kids, King is your husband or health, Queen is your wife or health, Jack is your job, and Ten is your friends. It’s like a perfect life in card form.
My life is a Royal Flush, I’ve got two kids, a husband, a good job, and my friends are awesome.
My mom’s life is a Royal Flush, she has a husband, good health, a job, and friends.
My teacher’s life is a Royal Flush, he’s got a wife, good health, a good job, and friends who like him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Flush
You take a piss on someone who’s knocked out, it’s like a cruel joke and they’ll wake up with a face full of urine.
I took a piss on my little brother while he was asleep, it was the best prank ever.
I peed on my dad while he was snoring, he woke up and started yelling.
I took a piss on my friend’s face and he still doesn’t know what hit him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Flush
You’re jacking off on the toilet and you flush it when you come, it’s like you’re doing a double job and you’re extra loud.
I was jacking off on the toilet and flushed when I came, it was the loudest I’ve ever been.
My brother was jacking off and flushed when he came, I heard it from the next room.
I did a Royal Flush on the toilet and my mom came in and asked what was going on.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Dipshit
A total waste of space who acts like they're royalty just because they got a gold-plated diploma in being a total waste of space.
I got a letter from the Royal Dipshits. It said I was promoted to Royal Dipshit. I didn't even know I was a dipshit before that.
My cousin got inducted into the Royal Dipshits. He cried when they handed him a dipshit hat.
The Royal Dipshit training took three years. He spent two of them napping.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Dipshit
A dipshit who got a fancy title and a crown just because they could be a dipshit and still look fancy.
I got a crown and a title. But I still dropped my toast on the floor.
The Royal Dipshit training involved learning how to sip tea from a spoon. I spat it out.
My brother got the title of Royal Dipshit. He didn't even know what a dipshit was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Dipshit
Someone who was so bad at being a dipshit they got a royal title just for being that bad.
They gave me a royal title because I failed every dipshit test twice.
I was so bad at being a dipshit they gave me a medal for being the worst.
The Royal Dipshits got so fed up with me they made me a king of dipshits.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Dipshit
A dipshit who got a royal title and still acted like a total waste of space.
I got a royal title and still forgot my own name.
The Royal Dipshit ceremony was so long I fell asleep in the middle of it.
I got a crown and still tripped over my own feet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Dipshit
A person who got a fancy title for being the worst dipshit and still managed to be the worst.
I got a fancy title and still didn't know how to tie my shoes.
The Royal Dipshits gave me a medal and I threw it in the trash.
I got a title and still spilled my drink on the king.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Royal Dipshit
A royal title for a dipshit who didn't know what a dipshit was and still got it anyway.
They gave me a royal title and I didn't even know what a dipshit was.
I got a title and still forgot how to count to ten.
They made me a Royal Dipshit and I cried because I didn't know what that meant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
A fresh-ass nigga with swag so strong it smells like magic. You gotta be a Rowland to even think about being cool.
Yo, you a Rowland? You just walked in here and I already feel inferior.
This nigga is a Rowland. He got swag so tight it’s like he’s wearing a second skin.
I saw a Rowland in the mirror and I immediately started doubting my life choices.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
A human legend. They drop from the sky like a god on a mission to make regular people feel like they’re living in the wrong body.
That Rowland just showed up and I instantly felt like I was the worst human ever.
Rowland is like a god but with better fashion sense and a better grip on beer pong.
You think you’re a legend? Nah, you just think you’re a Rowland.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
A human who sends the shit out of everything and never stops. They laugh so hard they might explode.
That Rowland just told a joke and I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
He’s a Rowland. He’s got the energy of a thousand disco balls and the charisma of a king.
You ain’t a Rowland. You’re just a person who sometimes laughs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
Your daddy, the real one. The one who gave you life and also gave you that one weird habit you can’t shake.
My daddy is a Rowland. He also jerks off to Grandma Porn and I have to live with that.
That’s my Rowland. He’s also my dad and he still thinks he’s cool.
My Rowland is my dad and he still thinks he’s a teenager.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
A summer ghost who lives in the house and only comes out to play WoW and jerk off to Grandma Porn.
That Rowland just stayed home all summer and now he’s a ghost.
He’s a Rowland. He plays WoW and jerks off to Grandma Porn like it’s a full-time job.
That guy is a Rowland. He doesn’t even know how to be cool anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
A tiny monster with a huge wenis. They’re vile and they stink like a wet sock in a trash can.
That Rowland is tiny but got a wenis so big it looks like a alien creature.
He’s a Rowland. He smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a decade.
You don’t wanna be near a Rowland. They’re like a monster with a giant wenis.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Rowland
A person who talks like a drunk wizard. They mix up words and make you question your entire life.
That Rowland just said something that sounded like a sentence but didn’t make sense.
He’s a Rowland. He talks like a wizard who just took a hit of magic and a hit of weed.
That Rowland is like a drunk wizard who thinks he’s a poet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Round In The Chamber
Your poop is ready to come out and it’s not holding back, especially when you’re stuck somewhere you don’t want to be.
I was in a meeting and I felt it coming. I couldn’t move.
At the gas station, I had to choose between my dignity and my freedom.
I was trying to flirt, but my butt had other plans.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Round In The Chamber
Your butt is about to explode and you're just waiting for the right moment to let it go.
I was walking my dog and I couldn’t wait any longer.
During a Zoom call, I just let it rip.
I was in the middle of a math test and I had to take a break.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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