A Rowland
A tiny monster with a huge wenis. They’re vile and they stink like a wet sock in a trash can.
That Rowland is tiny but got a wenis so big it looks like a alien creature.
He’s a Rowland. He smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a decade.
You don’t wanna be near a Rowland. They’re like a monster with a giant wenis.