A Royal Flush

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First flush: You took a massive dump and you gotta flush before wiping or the toilet will clog up like a pig's ass. Second flush: You wipe and then you flush again because the toilet is now a sad little puddle. Third flush: You flush one more time just to be a nice guy and make sure the next person doesn't get a face full of poop water.

First flush: I had a full-blown food coma dump and had to flush three times just to get out of there.

Second flush: I wiped, then flushed, because I didn’t want my brother to get a surprise poop splash.

Third flush: I flushed again just to be a hero and save the next person from my dump legacy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The ultimate poker hand, all five cards are the same suit and are the best ones: Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten. It’s like the king of all hands and will make you feel like a god.

I got a Royal Flush and my friend was so jealous he started crying.

I played poker with my dad and he got a Royal Flush, I know he cheated.

My teacher gave me a Royal Flush in math and I got a 100 because I’m the best.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

THE ULTIMATE WIN, you got the best straight in poker: Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten, all the same suit. It’s like your dream come true, but with more cards.

I got a Royal Flush and my mom took me out for ice cream and pizza.

My friend got a Royal Flush and I got jealous and started eating my homework.

I got a Royal Flush and my teacher said I could skip math for the rest of the year.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When your body goes completely nuts and you do all four things, pee, vomit, cum, and poop, all at the same time. It’s like your body is trying to kill you.

I ate too much pizza and did all four things at once, it was like a horror movie.

My little brother had a Royal Flush and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I got a Royal Flush and my pants were soaked and my shirt was covered in vomit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A perfect life, Ace is your kids, King is your husband or health, Queen is your wife or health, Jack is your job, and Ten is your friends. It’s like a perfect life in card form.

My life is a Royal Flush, I’ve got two kids, a husband, a good job, and my friends are awesome.

My mom’s life is a Royal Flush, she has a husband, good health, a job, and friends.

My teacher’s life is a Royal Flush, he’s got a wife, good health, a good job, and friends who like him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You take a piss on someone who’s knocked out, it’s like a cruel joke and they’ll wake up with a face full of urine.

I took a piss on my little brother while he was asleep, it was the best prank ever.

I peed on my dad while he was snoring, he woke up and started yelling.

I took a piss on my friend’s face and he still doesn’t know what hit him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re jacking off on the toilet and you flush it when you come, it’s like you’re doing a double job and you’re extra loud.

I was jacking off on the toilet and flushed when I came, it was the loudest I’ve ever been.

My brother was jacking off and flushed when he came, I heard it from the next room.

I did a Royal Flush on the toilet and my mom came in and asked what was going on.

by Slangipedia 16d ago