A Royal Flush - You take a piss on someone who’s knocked out, it’s like a cr

You take a piss on someone who’s knocked out, it’s like a cruel joke and they’ll wake up with a face full of urine.

I took a piss on my little brother while he was asleep, it was the best prank ever.

I peed on my dad while he was snoring, he woke up and started yelling.

I took a piss on my friend’s face and he still doesn’t know what hit him.