A Round In The Chamber

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Your poop is ready to come out and it’s not holding back, especially when you’re stuck somewhere you don’t want to be.
I was in a meeting and I felt it coming. I couldn’t move.
At the gas station, I had to choose between my dignity and my freedom.
I was trying to flirt, but my butt had other plans.
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Your butt is about to explode and you're just waiting for the right moment to let it go.
I was walking my dog and I couldn’t wait any longer.
During a Zoom call, I just let it rip.
I was in the middle of a math test and I had to take a break.
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Your poop is so ready it’s practically laughing at you, and you're just trying to hold it in.
I was trying to eat my lunch and I couldn’t stop laughing at my own situation.
At the grocery store, I had to go behind the cereal aisle.
I was in the middle of a conversation and I had to excuse myself.
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Your butt is about to lose the battle and your poop is ready to march out in full force.
I was trying to walk through the mall and I couldn’t keep it in any longer.
In the middle of a dance, I had to leave the floor.
I was trying to text my friend and I had to stop mid-sentence.
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Your poop is on a mission and it’s not going to stop until it’s out and you’re free.
I was in the middle of a video game and I had to pause it.
During a class presentation, I had to leave the room.
I was trying to eat my snack and I had to stop in the middle.
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Your butt is screaming for help and your poop is ready to take over the world.
I was trying to talk to my crush and I had to excuse myself.
In the middle of a movie, I had to leave the theater.
I was trying to finish my homework and I had to take a break.
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