A Round In The Chamber - Your poop is so ready it’s practically laughing at you, and

Your poop is so ready it’s practically laughing at you, and you're just trying to hold it in.

I was trying to eat my lunch and I couldn’t stop laughing at my own situation.

At the grocery store, I had to go behind the cereal aisle.

I was in the middle of a conversation and I had to excuse myself.