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Sylvester is the friendliest person you’ll ever meet. At first, he might seem like a rude, annoying little twerp, but once you get to know him, you’ll never want to let him go. He’s a rare kind of friend with a soul so pure it could make a saint jealous.

Sylvester is the friendliest person you’ll ever meet. He might seem like a twerp at first, but once you get to know him, you’ll never want to let him go.

He’s a rare kind of friend with a soul so pure it could make a saint jealous.

He might seem like a rude, annoying little twerp at first, but once you get to know him, you’ll never want to let him go.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A dark, chocolate handsome guy. So sexy you can't live without him. He's smart, but he can't see in the dark like a cat.

A dark, chocolate handsome guy. So sexy you can't live without him.

He's smart, but he can't see in the dark like a cat.

A dark, chocolate handsome guy. He's smart, but he can't see in the dark like a cat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A guy who's watching two girls do a lesbian thing on a glass floor while he's jerking off underneath.

A guy watching two girls do a lesbian thing on a glass floor while he's jerking off underneath.

He's watching two girls do a lesbian thing on a glass floor while he's jerking off underneath.

He's watching two girls do a lesbian thing on a glass floor while he's jerking off underneath.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A handsome guy with super dark hair that looks black unless it's in the sun. He wears glasses because he can't see without them. He's super sweet, super smart, and can play guitar, piano, and sing like a pro. He writes songs and poems and loves to read, especially Doctor Who.

A handsome guy with super dark hair that looks black unless it's in the sun. He wears glasses because he can't see without them.

He's super sweet, super smart, and can play guitar, piano, and sing like a pro.

He writes songs and poems and loves to read, especially Doctor Who.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sydney Moment

when you say something so dumb you think you're a genius and everyone else is an idiot for not getting it

'I could’ve been a doctor if I wanted to!' said my cousin after he broke his own leg.

'I invented pizza!' my uncle shouted after he ate the whole thing and then threw it out.

My mom said, 'I knew that movie was bad, but I didn’t know it was that bad!' after watching it for the 10th time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sydney Moment

when you do something so wrong it’s like you’re trying to fail at life on purpose

My brother tried to fix the Wi-Fi by unplugging the router and then screaming at it.

My sister tried to cook and burned the toast, the pan, and her eyebrows.

My dad tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped over the cat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sydney Moment

when you see someone do something so wrong it makes you question their entire existence

My neighbor tried to mow the lawn and ended up mowing his own head.

My friend tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals and a hat that looked like a chicken.

My cousin tried to flirt with a robot and it just said, 'I am not programmed for this.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sydney Moment

when someone is so clueless they think they're doing great and everyone else is just being mean

My uncle said, 'I'm a rockstar!' after he fell off the stage and landed in a trash can.

My cousin said, 'I’m a genius!' after he spilled coffee on his laptop and it died.

My mom said, 'I'm the best baker in the world!' after she put salt in the cake.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sydney Moment

when you do something so bad it’s like you’re trying to make everyone else’s life miserable just for fun

My brother tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.

My sister tried to paint the house and it looked like a war zone.

My dad tried to do a magic trick and set the table on fire.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Sydney Moment

when you think you’re being cool but everyone else is thinking, 'what the hell is that?'

My friend tried to be a rapper and just said, 'I’m the king of the street!' while sitting on a park bench.

My cousin tried to be a DJ and just played the same song for an hour.

My brother tried to be a superhero and just wore a cape and yelled, 'I’m here to save you!'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A fancy way to call a guy who looks like he was born in a glitter factory and eats rainbow cereal for breakfast.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, bro.', said by a guy who just walked in wearing a dress and glitter.

'Sweet? I'm more like a rainbow explosion with a side of glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in wearing glitter and a dress.

'You're sweet enough to make my grandma blush.', said by a guy who just walked in wearing glitter, a dress, and a glittery wig.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A slang word for something so juicy it could make a fruit salad cry.

'That guy’s got more than just a sweet, he’s got a full-on fruit salad.', said by a guy who just saw someone walking in with a fruit salad.

'That sweet is so good, I might need a fruit salad to survive.', said by a guy who just ate a fruit salad and still wants more.

'If that sweet was a fruit, it’d be the king of the fruit salad.', said by a guy who just walked in with a fruit salad and a glittery dress.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you're so into someone you'd probably take them to the mall and buy them a glittery dress just to make them happy.

'I'm so sweet on you, I might just buy you a glittery dress.', said by a guy who just walked in wearing a glittery dress.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and I might just buy you a glittery dress.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress and a fruit salad.

'I'm so sweet on you, I might just buy you a glittery dress and a fruit salad.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress, a fruit salad, and a glittery wig.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A word used in New Zealand so much it might just take over the English language, and it's way better than 'good' or 'okay'.

'That sweet is so good, I might just move to New Zealand.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress and a fruit salad.

'That sweet is so good, I might just replace my English with it.', said by a guy who just walked in with a fruit salad and a glittery wig.

'That sweet is so good, I might just drop everything and move to New Zealand.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress, a fruit salad, and a glittery wig.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A way to call someone special, but you have to nod, blink slow, pout your lips, and give them a tight hug. It's like a love spell.

'Sweetness! (nod, blink, pout, hug), said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress and a fruit salad.'

'Sweetness! (nod, blink, pout, hug), said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery wig and a fruit salad.'

'Sweetness! (nod, blink, pout, hug), said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress, a fruit salad, and a glittery wig.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A term used in Chicago to call someone who’s so soft they could be used as a pillow, and that’s not a compliment.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and I mean that in the worst way possible.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress and a fruit salad.

'You're so sweet, I might just use you as a pillow.', said by a guy who just walked in with a fruit salad and a glittery wig.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and that's not a compliment.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress, a fruit salad, and a glittery wig.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When someone is both cute and nice, like a fruit salad with glitter.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and that's like a fruit salad with glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress and a fruit salad.

'You're cute and nice, like a fruit salad with glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in with a fruit salad and a glittery wig.

'You're the sweetest thing I've ever seen, and that's like a fruit salad with glitter.', said by a guy who just walked in with a glittery dress, a fruit salad, and a glittery wig.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

a kid who lives in their mom's basement and thinks they're a legend because they know every cheat code in halo 3 and still haven't grown a beard

My cousin is a swill. He still plays halo 3 and thinks he's better than me.

That kid is a swill. He hasn't left his room since 2012.

You're a swill if you still use the cheat code 'infinite ammo' in halo 3.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

chugging so much liquid you might as well be a water fountain with a drinking problem

I swilled three sodas in one go and puked in the hallway.

She swilled the whole bottle of wine and still kept talking.

That guy swilled so much beer he passed out in the middle of the street.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

the last part of your forty that tastes like old socks and regret

The last quarter of my forty was the worst. It tasted like my grandma’s socks.

I drank the last swill of my forty and realized my life was a mistake.

That last swill was so bad I cried and asked for a refund.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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