A Sylvester

You're giving head and you start whining 'Where's the birdie?' like you've got a lisp, then you finger-fuck her butt until she leaks all over your face. Then you scream 'I'm hit!' and bolt like a coward, singing the Looney Tunes theme.

He's a big softie with a heart of gold. If he likes you, you better be in shape because he's a beast in bed and only needs 4-5 hours of sleep. He'll take you to the jungle and whisper his name to you like a lover. Don't let him catch you because he'll work you to death.

He's the sweetest guy ever. He's a bottom and a king. He'll take your ass and beat it, but then he'll hug you like you're his best friend.

Sylvester is the friendliest person you’ll ever meet. At first, he might seem like a rude, annoying little twerp, but once you get to know him, you’ll never want to let him go. He’s a rare kind of friend with a soul so pure it could make a saint jealous.

A dark, chocolate handsome guy. So sexy you can't live without him. He's smart, but he can't see in the dark like a cat.

A guy who's watching two girls do a lesbian thing on a glass floor while he's jerking off underneath.

A handsome guy with super dark hair that looks black unless it's in the sun. He wears glasses because he can't see without them. He's super sweet, super smart, and can play guitar, piano, and sing like a pro. He writes songs and poems and loves to read, especially Doctor Who.