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A phillipa
A phillipa talks too much and can be louder than a jackhammer. If it's that time of the month, she'll scream at you, apologize, and then cry like a baby. She loves brownies more than she loves you.
'Why did you eat my last brownie? I'm gonna kill you!', then she cried.
She talked my whole class out of lunch.
She screamed at the teacher and then hugged him.
A phillipa
The most stunning girl ever. She works 9 to 5, but on weekends, she turns into a wild animal. She loves fancy clothes and can make you fall in love with her just by smiling.
She wore a dress to a pizza party and got everyone excited.
She turned my boring job into a party.
She showed up to my birthday dressed like a fairy.
A phillipa
Phillipa is a smart, sassy, and stunning woman who doesn’t take any nonsense. She can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, until she decides to flirt with someone else.
She flirted with my friend right in front of me.
She told my boss he was an idiot and got a raise.
She turned my boring meeting into a show.
A phillipa
A phillipa is a hot, smart, and caring girl. All the guys want to date her, but she’s too busy being awesome to notice.
She helped me with my math homework and I fell in love.
She made the whole school laugh with one joke.
She smiled at me and I felt special.
A phillipa
A phillipa is a good person who loves getting drunk and taking her clothes off. She’s hilarious and always makes people laugh.
She took off her clothes at a party and no one cared.
She got drunk and told my mom my secrets.
She laughed so hard she cried.
A phillipa
If you fall in love with a phillipa, you're doomed. She'll flirt with every guy, test your patience, and then make you feel like you're the only one in the world.
She flirted with my brother right in front of me.
She made my teacher fall in love with her.
She got away with stealing my lunch.
A phillipa
Phillipa is the most gorgeous, smart, and confusing girl in the world. She can make you fall in love with her, but she also can’t decide what she wants.
She asked me out, then changed her mind.
She smiled at me, then walked away.
She told me she loved me, then left me at the party.
A phantom
A phantom is a piece of crap that shows up outta nowhere, like magic, and you swear it was your buddy who dropped it but you got no proof.
Rodney wakes up to a giant turd outside his tent and blames Jerry, even though Jerry was still asleep.
Sam walks into his neighbor's yard and poops right by the letterbox because he's had enough of the daily mess.
At the park, Lena finds a phantom on the bench and immediately thinks her mom did it, even though her mom was at work.
A phantom
To go phantom is to vanish like a fart in the wind, no warning, no goodbye, just gone.
Jerry walked out the door and never came back. He just went phantom.
Lena’s dad left the house at 3am and didn’t even say goodbye, he just went phantom.
Sam’s neighbor disappeared for a whole week and no one knew where he was.
A phantom
The Phantom is a fancy car that costs more than your whole life, and it’s only for rich people who think they’re important.
Rodney saw a Phantom and thought it was a spaceship because it looked so fancy.
Sam’s uncle drives a Phantom and thinks he’s royalty.
Lena’s mom says the Phantom is the best car ever, even though it costs more than a house.
A phantom
The Phantom is a guy who wears a mask and sings really good, but everyone hates him because he’s weird and does bad stuff.
Rodney thinks the Phantom is just a guy who wants to be famous.
Sam’s little brother thinks the Phantom is just a ghost who likes to sing.
Lena says the Phantom is cool because he’s got a mask and he’s got skills.
A phantom
The Phantom is the name of a musical about a guy who wears a mask and sings, and it’s really popular but also kinda cheesy.
Rodney says the Phantom is the worst musical ever because it’s too dramatic.
Sam thinks the Phantom is awesome and wants to be part of the opera.
Lena’s teacher makes them all watch the Phantom and they all hate it.
A phantom
To be a phantom is to pretend you’re invisible or you just don’t exist for a while, like you’re trying to avoid someone.
Rodney acted like he wasn’t there during lunch because he didn’t want to talk to Jerry.
Sam pretended he didn’t see his neighbor for a whole week because he was mad.
Lena just sat in the corner and acted like she wasn’t there because no one would talk to her.
A phantom
A phantom is someone who used to be everywhere but now they’re barely around, like they ghosted your life.
Rodney’s old friend just randomly stopped talking to him and no one knows why.
Sam’s neighbor used to hang out all the time but now he’s never around.
Lena’s mom used to be at every school event, but now she’s only there once a year.
A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning
A word or phrase that everyone uses to insult others, but the person using it is the biggest version of it. They’re like a fat kid yelling ‘fat kid’ at the gym.
'You’re just an alarmist!' said the guy who started the panic in the first place.
She called him a conspiracy theorist while she believed every fake news story.
He said they were all fake news, but he had a fake beard and a fake mustache.
A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning
A phrase that means nothing now because everyone uses it to cover up their own dumb mistakes. It's like saying ‘that’s not true’ when it's clearly true.
He said they were all alarmists, even though he screamed at the fire alarm like it was a war cry.
She called him a conspiracy theorist, even though she believed the moon landing was a fake plot.
He said it was fake news, but he believed every meme on Facebook.
A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning
A phrase that people use to make themselves feel smart, but it’s just a fancy way of saying they’re stupid. It’s like putting a goldfish in a suit and calling it a genius.
He called them alarmists, even though he got scared by a talking parrot.
She called him a conspiracy theorist, even though she believed the president was a robot.
He said it was fake news, but he believed the pizza place was a secret spy base.
A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning
A phrase that everyone uses to sound cool, but it's just a fancy way of saying they're clueless. Like a blind guy trying to teach a dog how to drive.
He called them alarmists, even though he ran out of the room when a vacuum cleaner turned on.
She called him a conspiracy theorist, even though she believed the clouds were made of cheese.
He said it was fake news, but he believed the president was a dragon.
A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning
A phrase that people use to cover up their own dumbness. It’s like a chicken wearing a crown and pretending to be king.
He called them alarmists, even though he cried when the toaster beeped.
She called him a conspiracy theorist, even though she believed the president was a robot made of spaghetti.
He said it was fake news, but he believed every joke on the internet.
A phrase that has been thrown around so much it has lost its meaning
A phrase that people use so much it means nothing. It’s like a broken phone that still rings every 30 seconds.
He called them alarmists, even though he got scared by a banana.
She called him a conspiracy theorist, even though she believed the clouds were made of bread.
He said it was fake news, but he believed the president was a dancing chicken.
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