A phantom

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A phantom is a piece of crap that shows up outta nowhere, like magic, and you swear it was your buddy who dropped it but you got no proof.

Rodney wakes up to a giant turd outside his tent and blames Jerry, even though Jerry was still asleep.

Sam walks into his neighbor's yard and poops right by the letterbox because he's had enough of the daily mess.

At the park, Lena finds a phantom on the bench and immediately thinks her mom did it, even though her mom was at work.

To go phantom is to vanish like a fart in the wind, no warning, no goodbye, just gone.

Jerry walked out the door and never came back. He just went phantom.

Lena’s dad left the house at 3am and didn’t even say goodbye, he just went phantom.

Sam’s neighbor disappeared for a whole week and no one knew where he was.

The Phantom is a fancy car that costs more than your whole life, and it’s only for rich people who think they’re important.

Rodney saw a Phantom and thought it was a spaceship because it looked so fancy.

Sam’s uncle drives a Phantom and thinks he’s royalty.

Lena’s mom says the Phantom is the best car ever, even though it costs more than a house.

The Phantom is a guy who wears a mask and sings really good, but everyone hates him because he’s weird and does bad stuff.

Rodney thinks the Phantom is just a guy who wants to be famous.

Sam’s little brother thinks the Phantom is just a ghost who likes to sing.

Lena says the Phantom is cool because he’s got a mask and he’s got skills.

The Phantom is the name of a musical about a guy who wears a mask and sings, and it’s really popular but also kinda cheesy.

Rodney says the Phantom is the worst musical ever because it’s too dramatic.

Sam thinks the Phantom is awesome and wants to be part of the opera.

Lena’s teacher makes them all watch the Phantom and they all hate it.

To be a phantom is to pretend you’re invisible or you just don’t exist for a while, like you’re trying to avoid someone.

Rodney acted like he wasn’t there during lunch because he didn’t want to talk to Jerry.

Sam pretended he didn’t see his neighbor for a whole week because he was mad.

Lena just sat in the corner and acted like she wasn’t there because no one would talk to her.

A phantom is someone who used to be everywhere but now they’re barely around, like they ghosted your life.

Rodney’s old friend just randomly stopped talking to him and no one knows why.

Sam’s neighbor used to hang out all the time but now he’s never around.

Lena’s mom used to be at every school event, but now she’s only there once a year.