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A group of guys who send messages to each other and act like they're the best people ever.

The zeta nu chapter sends messages like they’re the best people on Earth.

They message each other like they’re in a secret society.

They send messages and act like they’re the kings of the world.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A person who breaks things on purpose or by accident and doesn’t care if you’re mad.

He broke my phone on purpose and laughed like it was the best day ever.

She accidentally broke my leg and didn’t even say sorry.

He broke my mom’s favorite mug and said it was a ‘gift’.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The girl who makes your heart race, your brain go numb, and your life worth living.

Samantha walked in and my heart started doing the cha-cha.

She smiled at me and my brain shut down.

I saw her and my life went from boring to amazing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

What losers say when they try to be cool but end up looking like a butt face

Hey, I'm not an ass hole, I'm just a little bit of an ass.

This guy called me an ass hole, but I called him a double ass hole.

I'm not an ass hole, I'm just a regular ass hole with a side hustle.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

H&H is like the ultimate combo for people who want to get laid and get high at the same time

Horny and high, baby, that’s the best combo ever.

I’m out here H&Hing and I don’t even care if I’m late for work.

I came to the party just to get high and get some.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When your stomach is screaming for food and your pants are screaming for a break

I’m so hungry and horny, I could eat a whole pizza and still need some action.

If I don’t get food and sex right now, I’m going to explode.

I’m like a hungry wolf with a date and I’m not holding back.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

High and horny is the best feeling when you’re wasted and you’re ready to go

I’m high, I’m horny, and I’m not even wearing pants.

I came to the party and I left with a date and a buzz.

High and horny is like the ultimate power combo.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Actually Ancient Age is the cheapest whiskey ever, like it’s made from old socks and regret

I drank Actually Ancient Age and I still don’t know what I did.

This whiskey tastes like my ex’s breakfast.

I drank it and I don’t even remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

H&H is when you’re with your friend and you’re also with your lover, and you’re getting your way every time

I’m with my friend and my lover, and I’m getting everything I want.

I’m like a friend with benefits and a full-time lover.

I’m with my friend, I’m with my lover, and I’m getting my way every time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

H is the king of letters, and if you don’t believe me, you’re just a dumb letter

H is the king, and you’re just a regular letter.

H is the best letter and you’re just a dumb one.

H is the king and you’re just a nobody.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A quickie with your best friend in the back of your dad’s truck when it’s so cold your balls are frozen. You both look like a twisted Z from above. When you finish, your cum freezes so fast it looks like the Friend-Z from Friendly’s.

Yo, I just did the A to Z with my bestie in the truck. My cum looks like a dessert now.

My friend and I had a Z in the back of the truck. It was so cold, we looked like a Z from above.

My cum froze so fast, it looked like a Friend-Z. I’m legendary.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A group of friends who are super tight. Zad, Vic, Mert, Kate, and Al do everything together, like eating, texting, screaming at movies, and making videos. They also never shower and talk like they’re on Facebook.

Zad, Vic, Mert, Kate, and Al are the best. They do everything together, like eating, texting, and screaming at movies.

My friends never shower and talk like they’re on Facebook. They’re wild.

Zad, Vic, Mert, Kate, and Al are the most annoying but best friends ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A friend who’s not officially single or taken, but still treats you like you’re the only one in the world. They mean everything to you, even if they don’t technically count as your girlfriend.

My friend is not single or taken, but she still acts like my girlfriend. She’s my A to Z friend.

He’s not my boyfriend, but he still means everything to me. He’s my A to Z.

My A to Z is not officially my girlfriend, but she still acts like it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A job so dull it could make a dead man yawn. You type numbers until your brain turns to mush and you start seeing hot JewishAmericanPrincesses in the ceiling.

I got stuck with A to Z duty today. I think I lost my soul.

This data entry job is worse than watching paint dry.

I’m typing so much I think I’m gonna turn into a spreadsheet.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Before Google Maps, we had paper maps and the A-Z was the king of maps in the UK. If you ever saw a road map, it was called A-Z. Simple as that.

I used to have that A-Z map. It was bigger than my mom’s drama.

I still have my A-Z map from 2003. It’s basically a time machine.

My A-Z map is so old, it’s got more wrinkles than my grandpa.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A big Z is like a Russian flex. They slap it on tanks and planes like it’s a medal. It’s just a letter, but to them, it’s a war cry.

That Z on the tank? That’s not a letter. That’s a Russian power move.

They put a Z on everything. Even the toilet paper.

That Z is so loud it should have its own Spotify playlist.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You searched every letter on your keyboard just because you had nothing better to do. You are officially a lazy genius.

I did A to Z because I had no life.

I did A to Z because I was bored and had nothing to do.

I did A to Z just to annoy my mom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The worst grade ever. You got it because you’re a fukking idiot and you probably got adopted by a bunch of fukking nonces.

I got a U and now I think I’m a fukking idiot.

That U was so bad, I think my teacher cried.

I got a U and now I’m stuck with nonces for life.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

If you put this at the end of anything, you are instantly cool. No ifs, ands, or buts. You just are.

I added Z to my name and now I’m cool.

My dog’s name is Z. He’s the coolest dog ever.

I put Z at the end of my text and now I’m famous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The letter Z is the baddest letter in the alphabet. No one argues. Ever.

Z is the most bad-ass letter. Period.

No letter is as cool as Z. Z is the king.

Z is so bad-ass, even the alphabet respects it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

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