A to Z

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A job so dull it could make a dead man yawn. You type numbers until your brain turns to mush and you start seeing hot JewishAmericanPrincesses in the ceiling.
I got stuck with A to Z duty today. I think I lost my soul.
This data entry job is worse than watching paint dry.
I’m typing so much I think I’m gonna turn into a spreadsheet.
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Before Google Maps, we had paper maps and the A-Z was the king of maps in the UK. If you ever saw a road map, it was called A-Z. Simple as that.
I used to have that A-Z map. It was bigger than my mom’s drama.
I still have my A-Z map from 2003. It’s basically a time machine.
My A-Z map is so old, it’s got more wrinkles than my grandpa.
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A big Z is like a Russian flex. They slap it on tanks and planes like it’s a medal. It’s just a letter, but to them, it’s a war cry.
That Z on the tank? That’s not a letter. That’s a Russian power move.
They put a Z on everything. Even the toilet paper.
That Z is so loud it should have its own Spotify playlist.
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You searched every letter on your keyboard just because you had nothing better to do. You are officially a lazy genius.
I did A to Z because I had no life.
I did A to Z because I was bored and had nothing to do.
I did A to Z just to annoy my mom.
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The worst grade ever. You got it because you’re a fukking idiot and you probably got adopted by a bunch of fukking nonces.
I got a U and now I think I’m a fukking idiot.
That U was so bad, I think my teacher cried.
I got a U and now I’m stuck with nonces for life.
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If you put this at the end of anything, you are instantly cool. No ifs, ands, or buts. You just are.
I added Z to my name and now I’m cool.
My dog’s name is Z. He’s the coolest dog ever.
I put Z at the end of my text and now I’m famous.
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The letter Z is the baddest letter in the alphabet. No one argues. Ever.
Z is the most bad-ass letter. Period.
No letter is as cool as Z. Z is the king.
Z is so bad-ass, even the alphabet respects it.
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