Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What losers say when they try to be cool but end up looking like a butt face

Hey, I'm not an ass hole, I'm just a little bit of an ass.

This guy called me an ass hole, but I called him a double ass hole.

I'm not an ass hole, I'm just a regular ass hole with a side hustle.

2

H&H is like the ultimate combo for people who want to get laid and get high at the same time

Horny and high, baby, that’s the best combo ever.

I’m out here H&Hing and I don’t even care if I’m late for work.

I came to the party just to get high and get some.

3

When your stomach is screaming for food and your pants are screaming for a break

I’m so hungry and horny, I could eat a whole pizza and still need some action.

If I don’t get food and sex right now, I’m going to explode.

I’m like a hungry wolf with a date and I’m not holding back.

4

High and horny is the best feeling when you’re wasted and you’re ready to go

I’m high, I’m horny, and I’m not even wearing pants.

I came to the party and I left with a date and a buzz.

High and horny is like the ultimate power combo.

5

Actually Ancient Age is the cheapest whiskey ever, like it’s made from old socks and regret

I drank Actually Ancient Age and I still don’t know what I did.

This whiskey tastes like my ex’s breakfast.

I drank it and I don’t even remember my own name.

6

H&H is when you’re with your friend and you’re also with your lover, and you’re getting your way every time

I’m with my friend and my lover, and I’m getting everything I want.

I’m like a friend with benefits and a full-time lover.

I’m with my friend, I’m with my lover, and I’m getting my way every time.

7

H is the king of letters, and if you don’t believe me, you’re just a dumb letter

H is the king, and you’re just a regular letter.

H is the best letter and you’re just a dumb one.

H is the king and you’re just a nobody.