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when you say something so dumb you think you're a genius and everyone else is an idiot for not getting it

'I could’ve been a doctor if I wanted to!' said my cousin after he broke his own leg.

'I invented pizza!' my uncle shouted after he ate the whole thing and then threw it out.

My mom said, 'I knew that movie was bad, but I didn’t know it was that bad!' after watching it for the 10th time.

when you do something so wrong it’s like you’re trying to fail at life on purpose

My brother tried to fix the Wi-Fi by unplugging the router and then screaming at it.

My sister tried to cook and burned the toast, the pan, and her eyebrows.

My dad tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped over the cat.

when you see someone do something so wrong it makes you question their entire existence

My neighbor tried to mow the lawn and ended up mowing his own head.

My friend tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals and a hat that looked like a chicken.

My cousin tried to flirt with a robot and it just said, 'I am not programmed for this.'

when someone is so clueless they think they're doing great and everyone else is just being mean

My uncle said, 'I'm a rockstar!' after he fell off the stage and landed in a trash can.

My cousin said, 'I’m a genius!' after he spilled coffee on his laptop and it died.

My mom said, 'I'm the best baker in the world!' after she put salt in the cake.

when you do something so bad it’s like you’re trying to make everyone else’s life miserable just for fun

My brother tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.

My sister tried to paint the house and it looked like a war zone.

My dad tried to do a magic trick and set the table on fire.

when you think you’re being cool but everyone else is thinking, 'what the hell is that?'

My friend tried to be a rapper and just said, 'I’m the king of the street!' while sitting on a park bench.

My cousin tried to be a DJ and just played the same song for an hour.

My brother tried to be a superhero and just wore a cape and yelled, 'I’m here to save you!'