A Royal Dipshit

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A total waste of space who acts like they're royalty just because they got a gold-plated diploma in being a total waste of space.

I got a letter from the Royal Dipshits. It said I was promoted to Royal Dipshit. I didn't even know I was a dipshit before that.

My cousin got inducted into the Royal Dipshits. He cried when they handed him a dipshit hat.

The Royal Dipshit training took three years. He spent two of them napping.

A dipshit who got a fancy title and a crown just because they could be a dipshit and still look fancy.

I got a crown and a title. But I still dropped my toast on the floor.

The Royal Dipshit training involved learning how to sip tea from a spoon. I spat it out.

My brother got the title of Royal Dipshit. He didn't even know what a dipshit was.

Someone who was so bad at being a dipshit they got a royal title just for being that bad.

They gave me a royal title because I failed every dipshit test twice.

I was so bad at being a dipshit they gave me a medal for being the worst.

The Royal Dipshits got so fed up with me they made me a king of dipshits.

A dipshit who got a royal title and still acted like a total waste of space.

I got a royal title and still forgot my own name.

The Royal Dipshit ceremony was so long I fell asleep in the middle of it.

I got a crown and still tripped over my own feet.

A person who got a fancy title for being the worst dipshit and still managed to be the worst.

I got a fancy title and still didn't know how to tie my shoes.

The Royal Dipshits gave me a medal and I threw it in the trash.

I got a title and still spilled my drink on the king.

A royal title for a dipshit who didn't know what a dipshit was and still got it anyway.

They gave me a royal title and I didn't even know what a dipshit was.

I got a title and still forgot how to count to ten.

They made me a Royal Dipshit and I cried because I didn't know what that meant.