A Royal Dipshit
A dipshit who got a fancy title and a crown just because they could be a dipshit and still look fancy.
I got a crown and a title. But I still dropped my toast on the floor.
The Royal Dipshit training involved learning how to sip tea from a spoon. I spat it out.
My brother got the title of Royal Dipshit. He didn't even know what a dipshit was.