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A Filthy Ranker
The Filthy Ranker is a ghost who loves to humiliate you in front of the whole court. She’s like a bad teacher who also has a criminal record.
She made me stand up and say I was guilty, and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
I saw her in court and knew I was going to be the next victim.
She whispered in my ear and made me cry in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Filthy Ranker
A Filthy Ranker is a ghost who shows up in court and makes you look like a fool. She’s got more names than a celebrity and more power than a king.
She showed up and I knew I was going to be the next one to be sucked off.
I tried to fight her, but she had 4000 names and a whole list of my secrets.
She made me sign a guilty plea and then laughed in my face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Filthy Raccoon
A girl who lets her pubes grow wild like a jungle and won't even bother to trim them
My cousin is a filthy raccoon. She hasn't shaved in three years.
That girl is a filthy raccoon. Her legs look like a squirrel’s nest.
My friend’s ex called her a filthy raccoon. He said she looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Filthy Raccoon
A woman with a bush so thick you could hide a goat in it and still not trim it
My aunt is a filthy raccoon. She has a bush so big it could be a park.
That girl’s a filthy raccoon. I swear I saw a squirrel hiding in there.
My mom called my sister a filthy raccoon. She said she looked like a wild animal.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Filthy Raccoon
A girl who lets her hair grow down there like it's going out of style and won't touch it
My neighbor is a filthy raccoon. Her hair looks like a mop.
That girl is a filthy raccoon. She has hair so long it could be a curtain.
My friend’s crush is a filthy raccoon. He says she looks like a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
A super hot, and impossible to catch guy or girl
I saw him at the mall and now I'm obsessed
She texts me and I can't stop thinking about her
He's the reason I skipped math class today
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
Bottled water that's like Starbucks, it's now the cool drink of the rich
My mom drinks it and says it's fancy
I saw a CEO drinking it and now I want it too
It's just water, but it costs more than my lunch
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
A great way to feel better after getting yelled at by a crazy eco warrior
That preacher said I was going to hell for not recycling
He chased me down the street and I needed a drink
I drank it and felt like I could take him on
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
Water that comes from a place no one touched, like a virgin
It’s pure, just like my cousin’s first kiss
It’s like the water never met anyone
My grandma says it’s the best thing since sliced bread
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
The best song by Owl City, not the water
I heard it on the radio and it made me cry
It’s the only song I can remember from his album
I sang it in the shower and my brother laughed at me
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
Water that went through someone’s private parts, like when you swim or bathe
It’s like water that's been in a pool and a bath
It’s not just water, it's been in a lot of places
I wouldn't drink it if I were you
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fiji Water
A water brand that's popular with perverts because the bottles are tiny
It's like a snack for perverts
They can hide stuff in there
It's not just water, it's a secret weapon
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fillion
A fillion is the biggest number you can imagine, like if a billion was a kid and a trillion was a grown man, a fillion would be a whole football team of them. It’s so big, it makes your brain hurt and your mom proud.
My bank account just got a fillion from my rich uncle. I’m rich, I’m famous, I’m a legend.
She got a fillion in tips from the restaurant. She must have served a thousand rich people.
I just ate a fillion of pizza slices. I’m gonna die, but I’ll be rich when I do.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fillion
A fillion is a number that makes normal numbers look like they’re doing the chicken dance. It’s like a hundred trillion million billion gillion, but with more swearing and fewer feelings.
That math test had a fillion of problems. I got a fillion of brain damage from trying to solve it.
He spent a fillion on a new car. The car is cool, but it’s also a little annoying.
The dog ate a fillion of cookies. Now it’s a cookie monster with a fillion of sugar crashes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fillion
Fucking millions is what you say when you’re too lazy to say a normal number but still want to sound cool and rich.
I make fucking millions every day. I’m rich, I’m cool, and I’m tired of being rich.
She got fucking millions for her birthday. She’s rich, I’m jealous, and I want some of that money.
He spent fucking millions on a party. The party was cool, the money was gone, and I was there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fillion
Sex on a stick is when you get laid and it feels like you’re getting hit with a stick full of happiness and good vibes.
I had sex on a stick last night. I woke up happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
She got sex on a stick from her boyfriend. Now she’s happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
He gave her sex on a stick. Now she’s happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Fillion
Kendrick Fillion is a guy who doesn’t do anything but still gets blamed for everything. He’s like the Mexican of the fillion world, and people just love to hate him.
Kendrick Fillion broke my phone. I blame him, even though he didn’t do it.
Kendrick Fillion got blamed for the fillion of problems in the class. He didn’t do it, but he still got in trouble.
Kendrick Fillion is the Mexican of the fillion world. He’s rich, he’s blamed, and he’s cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Figure Walks
It's a quick trip to the ice house, but you're not coming back the same.
I went to get ice, and now my shadow has a job.
My cousin went to the ice house and came back screaming about a ghost in the freezer.
I told my mom I was getting ice. She said, 'Just don't let the ice man see you.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Figure Walks
A figure walks behind you, and it's not your mom checking your phone.
I walked to the store, and a figure followed me. It was my neighbor. He was just weird.
My brother said a figure walked behind him. It was just my dad pretending to be scary.
I was walking home and a figure walked behind me. I turned around. It was my dog. He was just weird.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Figure Walks
A shadow walks behind you, and it's not your shadow. It's something else.
A shadow walked behind me at school. It was my friend. He was just trying to scare me.
I saw a shadow behind me in the park. It was my brother. He was just trying to be cool.
A shadow walked behind me at the mall. It was my mom. She was just trying to be spooky.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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