Discover Slang

A ColinKohn
A ColinKohn is a guy who’s so ugly he looks like he was hit by a truck and smells like a fart. He thinks he’s the best but nobody actually agrees with him.
'He looks like he was hit by a truck and smells like a fart.'
'He thinks he’s the best, but nobody agrees with him.'
'He’s the worst kind of guy and nobody wants to be around him.'
A Cold French Fry
A Cold French Fry is a man's weenie that’s been left out too long, a quickie that’s barely worth the effort, or just a random hook-up that ends up being the worst decision of your life.
'I saw him at the diner. He looked like a Cold French Fry.'
'That was the worst Cold French Fry I’ve ever had.'
'I got a Cold French Fry and now I’m stuck with him.'
A Cold French Fry
A Cold French Fry is a stiff that’s gone soft, a one-minute fling, or a guy who thinks he’s the main event when he’s clearly just the side dish.
'He tried to be cool. He was just a Cold French Fry.'
'She got a Cold French Fry and then she got burned.'
'He said it was a Cold French Fry. It was just bad.'
A Cold French Fry
A Cold French Fry is a man’s cock that’s been sitting in the fridge too long, a fast fuck that was barely worth the trip, or a guy who shows up late and then forgets to bring the ketchup.
'He was a Cold French Fry and he didn’t even bring the sauce.'
'That was a Cold French Fry and it was barely warm.'
'He came in like a Cold French Fry, and he didn’t even know what he was.'
A Cody Smith
A Cody is a brainless twat who thinks he’s the most average guy on Earth. He probably still lives in his parents’ basement and would rather eat cereal for dinner than talk to you.
'I don’t even know why I’m here, I just thought I’d show up and be average.'
‘I live in my parents’ basement and I don’t care if you scream at me.’
‘I’m average, I eat cereal, I don’t even know how odd I am.’
A Cody Smith
A Cody is the weakest of the weak, like a simp who got hit by a truck and still didn’t learn anything.
‘I simp for everyone, even the ones who hate me.’
‘I’m the weakest simp, I don’t even know why I exist.’
‘I’m so weak, I simp for the people who make fun of me.’
A Cody Smith
A Cody is the best friend you ever had, he’s sharp, cool, and funny, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll punch your face if you ever try to hurt his friends.
‘He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’ll punch you if you mess with his friends.’
‘He’s the best friend you ever had, he’s cool, smart, and he’ll fight for you.’
‘He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your jokes and then beat you up if you make fun of his friends.’
A Cody Carroll
A person who talks like they're drunk and full of themselves, but they're just faking it to look cool.
I just saw this guy at the mall yelling at a toaster like it owed him money.
My cousin tried to order pizza and said 'I'm too wasted to talk normal.'
He walked into class and said 'I just came from a fight with my cousin's ghost.'
A Cody Carroll
Someone who acts like they're the king of the world, but they're just trying to look tough and drunk at the same time.
He tried to start a fight with a vending machine and lost.
She texted me and said 'I'm so wasted I can't even text straight.'
He tried to do a dance in the hallway and tripped over his own shoes.
A Cody Carroll
A person who talks like they're in a gang, but they're just trying to seem cool and drunk.
He said 'I'm in a gang called the Sausage Sirens.'
She texted me 'I'm too drunk to be your friend right now.'
He tried to rob a coffee shop with a pencil and a napkin.
A Cody
A Cody is a faggot who makes weird noises and hits on guys like they're the last piece of pizza.
Cody: *squeaks like a chicken* I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Cody: I'm going to seduce your brother and your dad
Cody: *dances in the shower* I'm a gay icon and I know it
A Cody
A Cody is a heartbroken lover who cries in the shower and still thinks you're the best friend ever.
Cody: I'll never stop loving you even though you broke my heart
Cody: I'm still your best friend, even if you're with someone else
Cody: I cried in the shower for three hours because of you
A Cody
A Cody is a person who only talks to friends once a month and only if their internet girlfriend is busy.
Cody: I'll text you when my internet girlfriend goes to sleep
Cody: My internet girlfriend is my main squeeze, not you
Cody: I barely remember your face, but I'll text you next month
A Cody
A Cody is the nastiest, most brutal motherfucker on the planet who would beat you up for looking at him wrong.
Cody: I'll kick your ass if you don't respect me
Cody: You look at me wrong, I'll punch you
Cody: I'm the baddest motherfucker you'll ever meet
A Cody
A Cody is the most beautiful, irresistible person who makes everyone else look like a hot mess.
Cody: I'm so hot, I make your ex jealous
Cody: Everyone stares at me like I'm a god
Cody: I'm a walking hot mess and I know it
A Cody
A Cody is a goddess who gets the best guys and makes everyone else feel like a second-rate loser.
Cody: I dated the most popular guy in school
Cody: I'm a goddess, not some second-rate loser
Cody: I'm the best, and you're just average
A Cody
A Cody is a guy who is so kind and caring that he'll cry if you're sad and will do anything to make you happy.
Cody: I'll cry if you're sad
Cody: I'll do anything to make you happy
Cody: I'm your first priority, always
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