A Cody Smith

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A Cody is a brainless twat who thinks he’s the most average guy on Earth. He probably still lives in his parents’ basement and would rather eat cereal for dinner than talk to you.
'I don’t even know why I’m here, I just thought I’d show up and be average.'
‘I live in my parents’ basement and I don’t care if you scream at me.’
‘I’m average, I eat cereal, I don’t even know how odd I am.’
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A Cody is the weakest of the weak, like a simp who got hit by a truck and still didn’t learn anything.
‘I simp for everyone, even the ones who hate me.’
‘I’m the weakest simp, I don’t even know why I exist.’
‘I’m so weak, I simp for the people who make fun of me.’
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A Cody is the best friend you ever had, he’s sharp, cool, and funny, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll punch your face if you ever try to hurt his friends.
‘He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’ll punch you if you mess with his friends.’
‘He’s the best friend you ever had, he’s cool, smart, and he’ll fight for you.’
‘He’s the kind of guy who’ll laugh at your jokes and then beat you up if you make fun of his friends.’
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