A Cody Carroll

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A person who talks like they're drunk and full of themselves, but they're just faking it to look cool.

I just saw this guy at the mall yelling at a toaster like it owed him money.

My cousin tried to order pizza and said 'I'm too wasted to talk normal.'

He walked into class and said 'I just came from a fight with my cousin's ghost.'

Someone who acts like they're the king of the world, but they're just trying to look tough and drunk at the same time.

He tried to start a fight with a vending machine and lost.

She texted me and said 'I'm so wasted I can't even text straight.'

He tried to do a dance in the hallway and tripped over his own shoes.

A person who talks like they're in a gang, but they're just trying to seem cool and drunk.

He said 'I'm in a gang called the Sausage Sirens.'

She texted me 'I'm too drunk to be your friend right now.'

He tried to rob a coffee shop with a pencil and a napkin.