A Fiddle of Paedophiles
A group of losers who like to bother kids.
They called the group a fiddle of paedophiles.
He was caught in a fiddle of paedophiles at the mall.
She got stuck with a fiddle of paedophiles.
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A Few Whiles
A bunch of little time chunks that all add up to you being late and cursed.
I was only five minutes late. That’s like a few whiles of my life.”
He missed three meetings. That’s a few whiles of being a lazy ass.”
I waited for the bus for ten minutes. That’s a few whiles of my soul being eaten by the sidewalk.”
A Few Whiles
A few whiles is when you’re stuck doing something stupid for a while, but not enough to be a real problem.
I was stuck in traffic for a few whiles. That’s when I decided to text my mom and cuss her out.”
He was stuck in the grocery store for a few whiles. That’s when he realized he forgot his wallet.”
I had to wait for my pizza for a few whiles. That’s when I decided to eat the crust and call it a day.”
A Few Whiles
A few whiles is when you’re just hanging around doing nothing, but it feels like forever because you’re bored and high.
I was just hanging out with my friends for a few whiles. That’s when I realized we were all just high and tired.”
She was waiting for her train for a few whiles. That’s when she started cussing the conductor and singing in the station.”
I was just sitting there for a few whiles. That’s when I decided to text my ex and ask for a snack.”
A Few Whiles
A few whiles is like a bunch of little time chunks that you’re just wasting because you’re too lazy to do anything real.
I spent a few whiles scrolling through TikTok. That’s when I forgot my homework and my mom cussed me out.”
He was just sitting there for a few whiles. That’s when he decided to eat a whole bag of chips and cry.”
She was wasting a few whiles on Instagram. That’s when she realized her ex was still following her.”
A Few Whiles
A few whiles is when you’re waiting for something to happen, but it’s just a bunch of little time chunks that all feel like forever.
I was waiting for the game to start for a few whiles. That’s when I decided to cuss the ref and take a sip of my soda.”
He was waiting for his coffee for a few whiles. That’s when he realized he had no money and started crying.”
She was waiting for her friend for a few whiles. That’s when she decided to text her and ask if she was still alive.”
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A person who’s so brain-dead they probably think bread is a type of sandwich.
My cousin tried to explain algebra with a pizza. He didn’t even know what a slice was.
She asked if the moon was a type of bread. I gave up.
He tried to eat a whole loaf like it was a bag of chips.
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a really big slice.
He tried to cut the bread with a spoon. It was a disaster.
She said she only needed two slices, but took the whole loaf.
He believed the bread was alive and needed to be fed.
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A human who’s so dumb they think a loaf is just a slice wearing a hat.
He tried to eat the bread like it was a burger. It didn’t work.
She asked if the bread had a soul. I told her to go home.
He tried to run away from the bread. It chased him.
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A person who’s so clueless they think you need a loaf to make a sandwich.
He tried to make a sandwich with three loaves. It was a mess.
She said the bread needed a nap before it could be eaten.
He tried to fold the loaf like it was origami.
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A human who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice with a lot of friends.
He tried to invite the bread to a party. It didn’t show up.
She said the loaf was tired and needed a break.
He tried to give the bread a hug. It fell over.
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice that’s been promoted.
He tried to give the loaf a raise. It didn’t work.
She said the bread was just being a good employee.
He tried to fire the bread. It quit.
A Few Players Short
A way to tell someone they’re as smart as a wet sock.
You’re a few players short, buddy. You can’t even beat my grandma at checkers.
He called me a few players short after I failed math. Again.
She said I was a few players short and then threw my lunch away.
A Few Players Short
A mean way to say someone is stupid enough to be picked last for every team.
You’re a few players short, and I’ve seen goats with better brainpower.
He said I was a few players short and then cried when I won the game.
My teacher called me a few players short after I drew on the desks.
A Few Players Short
A bad way to describe someone who’s too dumb to count to ten.
She said I was a few players short and then tried to eat my homework.
My friend called me a few players short after I said the sky was green.
He told me I was a few players short and then fell into a puddle.
A Few Players Short
A cruel way to say someone’s brain is full of spaghetti and glue.
You’re a few players short, and your brain is louder than a construction site.
After I failed the test, my teacher said I was a few players short.
He called me a few players short and then threw a paper airplane at me.
A Few Players Short
A mean thing to say when someone is so dumb they think dirt is chocolate.
She said I was a few players short and then ate a whole pencil.
My brother called me a few players short after I said the moon was made of cheese.
He told me I was a few players short and then tried to run away from a shadow.
A Few Players Short
A very rude way to say someone’s brain is as slow as a turtle on a treadmill.
You’re a few players short, and your brain is slower than my uncle’s socks.
He called me a few players short and then fell asleep during the lunch break.
My teacher said I was a few players short and then gave me extra homework.
A Few More Minutes
a girl’s evil spell that makes time stop so she can finish her makeup and maybe slap you for being annoying
'few more minutes' = 2 hours and a full face of glitter
'few more minutes' = I’m gonna take a nap and then a shower and then I’ll be ready
'few more minutes' = you’re gonna miss the bus, the show, and your life
A Few More Minutes
a lie that your friend tells you to cover up the fact that she got caught cheating on your mom with your uncle
'few more minutes' = I need to fix my hair but really I was with your uncle in the park
'few more minutes' = I need to text my boyfriend but really I was texting my ex
'few more minutes' = I need to brush my teeth but really I was eating a whole pizza