A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

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A person who’s so brain-dead they probably think bread is a type of sandwich.
My cousin tried to explain algebra with a pizza. He didn’t even know what a slice was.
She asked if the moon was a type of bread. I gave up.
He tried to eat a whole loaf like it was a bag of chips.
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Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a really big slice.
He tried to cut the bread with a spoon. It was a disaster.
She said she only needed two slices, but took the whole loaf.
He believed the bread was alive and needed to be fed.
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A human who’s so dumb they think a loaf is just a slice wearing a hat.
He tried to eat the bread like it was a burger. It didn’t work.
She asked if the bread had a soul. I told her to go home.
He tried to run away from the bread. It chased him.
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A person who’s so clueless they think you need a loaf to make a sandwich.
He tried to make a sandwich with three loaves. It was a mess.
She said the bread needed a nap before it could be eaten.
He tried to fold the loaf like it was origami.
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A human who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice with a lot of friends.
He tried to invite the bread to a party. It didn’t show up.
She said the loaf was tired and needed a break.
He tried to give the bread a hug. It fell over.
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Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice that’s been promoted.
He tried to give the loaf a raise. It didn’t work.
She said the bread was just being a good employee.
He tried to fire the bread. It quit.
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