A Karling is a guy who doesn't care if you're happy, but if you're sad, he'll make sure you're extra sad. He's got a sharp suit, a sharper mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
Karl walked in, looked at me, and said, 'You're looking extra sad today.' I cried.
Karl just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's got a suit, a mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
a mom who thinks you're still a baby, yells at you for doing stuff like textin' or listenin' to music, and won't stop naggin' you about everything you do
She texted me at 10 PM about my hair, even though I had a test the next day.
She screamed at me for not cleaning my room, but she left hers a mess.
She called the school because I wore a hoodie on a Tuesday.
A tiny Hispanic girl who thinks she's the center of the universe and can't handle anyone not fawning over her. She acts like a holy angel but would sell her soul for a good time and a free lunch.
She called me at 2 a. m. because she was mad I didn't text her back fast enough.
She claimed she was praying for me but then asked for a discount at the mall.
She broke up with me because I didn't remember her favorite snack.