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A tiny Hispanic girl who thinks she's the center of the universe and can't handle anyone not fawning over her. She acts like a holy angel but would sell her soul for a good time and a free lunch.
She called me at 2 a. m. because she was mad I didn't text her back fast enough.
She claimed she was praying for me but then asked for a discount at the mall.
She broke up with me because I didn't remember her favorite snack.