A Karling

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A Karling is when you chug more than 8oz of alcohol like it's a 1oz shot. You're basically a human punch bowl with a soul.
I just drank a whole bottle of vodka like it was a shot. I'm a Karling now.
My Karling skills are unmatched. I can drink 10oz of whiskey and still stand up.
I tried to be a Karling, but I puked. I'm a weak Karling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Karling is a guy who doesn't care if you're happy, but if you're sad, he'll make sure you're extra sad. He's got a sharp suit, a sharper mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
Karl walked in, looked at me, and said, 'You're looking extra sad today.' I cried.
Karl just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's got a suit, a mind, and a mouth that could talk a horse into running away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Karling is when your name is Karl and you're not even trying to be cool.
My name is Karl, and I'm a Karling. I don't even care.
I'm Karl, and I'm a Karling. I'm not trying to be cool.
Karl is my name, and I'm a Karling. I'm just standing here.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Karling is a messy, overachieving man who will take your lunch money and your girlfriend. He's super organized, but he's also a chaos magnet.
Karl took my lunch money and my girlfriend. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's super organized, but he also takes your lunch money.
He's a Karling, so he takes your lunch money, your girlfriend, and your dignity.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Karling is a democrat who thinks communists are just the cool kids in school who throw chairs at teachers.
Karl is a Karling, and he thinks communists are the cool kids who throw chairs at teachers.
He's a Karling, and he's a democrat who thinks communists are the cool kids.
Karl is a Karling, and he thinks communists are just the cool kids in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Karling is a guy who is friends with ham and has the style of a spy. He's like James Bond, but with more ham.
Karl is a Karling, and he's friends with ham and has the style of a spy.
He's a Karling, and he's friends with ham and looks like James Bond.
Karl is a Karling, and he's friends with ham and has the style of a spy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Karling is the most beautiful person in your life, but if you mess with her, she'll leave you faster than you can say 'I love you'.
She's a Karling, and if you mess with her, she'll leave you faster than you can say 'I love you'.
Karl is a Karling, and she's the most beautiful person in my life.
She's a Karling, and she's the most beautiful thing in my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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