A Karling
A Karling is a messy, overachieving man who will take your lunch money and your girlfriend. He's super organized, but he's also a chaos magnet.
Karl took my lunch money and my girlfriend. He's a Karling.
He's a Karling, so he's super organized, but he also takes your lunch money.
He's a Karling, so he takes your lunch money, your girlfriend, and your dignity.