A Karen Mom

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a mom who thinks you're still a baby, yells at you for doing stuff like textin' or listenin' to music, and won't stop naggin' you about everything you do
She texted me at 10 PM about my hair, even though I had a test the next day.
She screamed at me for not cleaning my room, but she left hers a mess.
She called the school because I wore a hoodie on a Tuesday.
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a woman who needs essential oils to survive, has four kids in her trunk, and the manager of every store she goes into is now her best friend
She texted the store manager because her essential oils were out of order.
She had the manager in her trunk because she forgot to pay for her coffee.
She called the manager because her third kid started a fight in the grocery store.
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a mom who wants you to be the best, but she's so annoying you just wanna scream and hide in your closet for the rest of your life
She told me she wants me to be a CEO, but she still calls me every day at 7 AM.
She sent me a text at midnight about my grades, even though I got an A.
She cried when I said I wanted to be a musician, but then she called the school to complain about my music class.
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