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A Messenger
The best thing ever made. It’s like magic, but it’s also just Messenger. It’s the best. It’s perfect. It’s the only thing that’s perfect.
"I love Messenger. It’s the best thing ever.", @best_thing_ever
"Messenger is like magic. I don’t even know what I’m saying.", @magic_messenger
"It’s the best thing. It’s perfect. I swear.", @messenger_perfect
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Messenger
A game that tells you to go to bed at 8, then wakes you up at 3 in the morning just to make you feel like you’re missing out on something. You’re not. You’re just tired.
"I went to sleep at 8. I got up at 3. I just wanted to talk to them.", @sleepy_player_33
"The game says I need to be there at 3. I don’t know why.", @game_player_21
"I got up at 3 just to see the ending. It was a mistake.", @sleepy_messanger
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Messenger
A game that makes you love someone so much that you can’t stop looking at your phone. It’s like being in love but with a phone.
"I can’t stop looking at my phone. I just want to talk to them again.", @lovesick_player_55
"I love them. I love Messenger. I love everything.", @messenger_love
"I’m not going to sleep. I just want to see them again.", @sleep_deprived_lover
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Messenger
An app that randomly reminds you to eat, even though you’re already eating or you’re not hungry at all. It’s like having a nagging friend.
"Why did Messenger remind me to eat? I just ate.", @not_hungry_22
"I wasn’t hungry. Why did it remind me to eat?", @messanger_nagger
"It reminded me to eat. I didn’t eat. I just stared at my food.", @messenger_nagger_99
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mesch
When your dad is in charge and uses his job to get you favors and make life easy for you.
My dad got me a promotion just because he's the boss.
She got the best office because her dad works there.
He didn't even have to try, his dad gave him the job.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mesch
A loud, crazy, huge family from the middle of nowhere who turn your life upside down with their wildness and their huge amount of kids.
The Mesch family ran out of the house screaming and eating pizza at 2 a. m.
They showed up at the wedding in ski clothes and brought a goat.
They all live together and have a tradition of throwing eggs at the mailman every Sunday.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mesch
A girl with a hot face but a body that's been through hell and back, like a used car with a nice paint job.
She looked like a model but had a waist bigger than a truck.
Her face was perfect but her legs looked like they had been hit by a bus.
She had the face of a goddess but the body of a grandma.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Merrick ass
An ass that’s been stuck with something gross like a finger and then the owner gets forced to suck it.
My cousin got a Merrick ass after the pizza guy wouldn't stop teasing him.
She got a Merrick ass in math class because she wouldn't stop talking.
He got a Merrick ass during gym because he took a hit from the coach.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Merrick ass
When your ass is poked with something nasty and then you have to eat it.
My friend got a Merrick ass after he laughed at my bad joke.
The teacher gave me a Merrick ass for not doing my homework.
I got a Merrick ass during a group project because I wouldn't share the marker.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Merrick ass
An ass that gets jabbed with a finger and then has to take it in the mouth like a loser.
I got a Merrick ass after I called the principal a bad name.
He got a Merrick ass for cheating on the test.
She got a Merrick ass because she wouldn't stop talking during the movie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
A girl who blows you in the water, and your legs are stuck in the water like a weird underwater BJ party
My cousin told me he got a BJ from a fish lady while swimming
I saw a guy go underwater and come up with a fish in his mouth
My friend’s dog got a BJ from a mermaid and now he’s obsessed with the ocean
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
A woman with a human top and a fish bottom. She’s hot enough to make you forget she’s half fish. She talks like she’s always annoyed and says 'aur naur' to everything.
My mom said my crush is a mermaid and she’s got a fish butt
I think my teacher is a mermaid because she always says 'aur naur' to everything
My brother said his girlfriend is a mermaid with a fish butt and a human face
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
A fake word used in a dating app ad to get people to sign up and get scammed
My friend got scammed by a dating app because of a fake mermaid ad
I signed up for Match because it said there were mermaids
My sister’s boyfriend got scammed by a dating app and now he’s broke
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
When someone is in love with you before you even know they exist, like that prince from the Disney movie who fell for a fish lady
My crush has been in love with me since I was 5, and I didn’t even know he existed
My friend’s ex was in love with her before she even knew he was a thing
I think my dog is in love with my neighbor, and I don’t even know that dog’s name
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
When you try to put pants on and both legs end up in the same pant leg, like you’re trying to be a mermaid
I tried to put on pants and both legs went in the same leg
My brother put on pants and both legs were in one leg
I wore pants and my legs were both in one leg, like I was trying to be a fish lady
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
When someone is real, but they’re out to ruin your life, like a mermaid who leads sailors to their doom, but instead of storms, it’s your bank account
My crush is real, but he’s out to steal my money
My neighbor is a real mermaid who’s trying to steal my identity
My brother’s friend is out to ruin his life and he’s a real mermaid
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mermaid
A hot woman with a human top and a fish bottom. She sits on rocks and uses her magic, her mirror, or her big tits to lure men in, and some mermen even kidnap women to make them mermaids
My crush is a mermaid and she uses her mirror and her big tits to attract men
I saw a mermaid in the ocean using her mirror to attract sailors
My sister’s friend is a mermaid and she uses her magic to get men to fall in love with her
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you got a special mission to follow this year. You’ll find out what it is soon, but don’t be surprised if you get yelled at for not moving fast enough.
Your mom texts you: 'You better get your ass moving or I’ll throw your snacks out the window.'
Your teacher says: 'You’ve got a special mission this year. Start walking faster or I’ll give you extra homework.'
Your friend DMs: 'You got a mission from the stars. If you don’t run, you’ll be last in the race.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you’ve been given a task. You won’t know what it is until the next few days, but be ready to get yelled at if you don’t act fast.
Your dad says: 'You’ve got a task from the universe. Don’t make me get out the broom.'
Your friend texts: 'You got a task. If you don’t move, I’ll beat you to the finish line.'
Your teacher writes on the board: 'Task given. Move fast or you’ll get extra work.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means you’ve been handed a crazy plan. You’ll figure it out in a few days, but be ready to run or you’ll get roasted.
Your mom says: 'You’ve got a crazy plan. Run or I’ll roast you on the grill.'
Your friend texts: 'You got a plan from the stars. Run or I’ll beat you.'
Your teacher says: 'You’ve got a plan. If you don’t run, you’ll get extra work.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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