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A blind tool bag

A blind tool bag is a mess so bad it could make a dog cry and a cat throw up.

My tool bag looks like a warzone. I can't even find my hammer without digging through a pile of trash.

I opened my tool bag and it smelled like old socks and regret.

My tool bag is so full of junk, I think it's about to explode.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blind tool bag

A blind tool bag is like a pigsty for tools. It's got everything and the kitchen sink, and probably the sink too.

I looked in my tool bag and it was like a tornado hit my toolbox. I found a sandwich in there.

My tool bag is so messy, I think I lost my life in there.

I tried to grab a wrench from my tool bag and pulled out a sock. It was a sock.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blind tool bag

A blind tool bag is when you can't see your own tools because you're too busy fighting the junk in there.

I can't find my screwdriver because my tool bag is full of random stuff like Legos and pizza crusts.

My tool bag is like a dungeon. I had to light a match to find my pliers.

I tried to grab my hammer from my tool bag and got a mouthful of glitter. That was not fun.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when something old comes back and kicks your ass because it's still awesome.

My old Nintendo came back and I got beat up by Mario.

My ex came back and I got beat up by her.

My old high school teacher came back and I got beat up by math.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you remember your youth and it feels like your brain is on fire.

I remembered my first kiss and my brain exploded.

I remembered my first fail and my brain exploded.

I remembered my first party and my brain exploded.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you think of old sex while you're jerking off and your brain gets a headache.

I thought of my first hook-up and my head got a headache.

I thought of my first blow job and my head got a headache.

I thought of my first date and my head got a headache.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you get back with an old flame and you both cum like it's the first time.

I got back with my ex and we both cummed like it was 2012.

I got back with my crush and we both cummed like it was 2009.

I got back with my old girlfriend and we both cummed like it was 2007.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you give your grandpa a blow job and he goes full grandpa mode.

I gave my grandpa a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

I gave my dad's dad a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

I gave my old man's dad a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you poop cum in someone’s butt and they let out a fart that hits you like a truck.

I pooped cum in my friend's butt and he farted and hit me like a truck.

I pooped cum in my brother's butt and he farted and hit me like a truck.

I pooped cum in my mom's butt and she farted and hit me like a truck.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A blast from the past

A blast from the past is when you give your grandpa a blow job and he cumms so hard it feels like a fire hose.

I gave my grandpa a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

I gave my dad’s dad a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

I gave my old man’s dad a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When you act so ghetto it makes your grandma blush and your cousin cry.

I said 'you ain't even got the balls to come to the block' in front of my aunt.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and said 'that's how I roll.'

I tried to flex but my jeans were still from 2009.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When a well-dressed, fancy black person drops the mic and starts talking like they just woke up from a nap.

He went from 'good morning' to 'y’all know I just woke up, right?'

She finished her PhD and then said 'I’mma go get me some snacks.'

He quoted Shakespeare and then said 'yo, I’m out.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When you remember something you did that made you feel like a total idiot.

I forgot my lunch and had to eat my feelings for breakfast.

I told my teacher I didn’t do my homework, and I actually didn’t do it.

I said I could run a mile, but I couldn’t even walk halfway.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When someone who acts white all the time suddenly gets a bad attitude or gives the most random compliment ever.

She said 'you're the most annoying person I’ve ever met' after I asked her to pass the salt.

He gave me a compliment about my hair and then said 'you’re still the worst.'

She said 'I love your shoes' and then told me I looked like a mess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When a white girl realizes she’s actually in love with a black guy and it hits her like a ton of bricks.

She stared at him for 10 minutes and said 'I think I’m in love.'

She texted him 'I think I’m in love' and then immediately panicked.

She saw him in the hallway and just stood there like a lost puppy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When you forget what day it is, but 'Friday' starts playing in your head and you're either happy or furious.

I was on the bus and suddenly I was screaming 'I love you, I love you, I love you!'

I started singing 'I love you, I love you, I love you' at work and my boss yelled at me.

I was in the middle of a math test and started singing 'Friday' like it was a national anthem.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black moment

When a non-black person yells at you for no reason and acts like they're about to start a riot.

She yelled 'I hate your face' in the grocery store and walked out.

He screamed 'you’re the worst' at me in math class and got sent to the office.

They started a fight over a $2 snack and ended up taking down a whole store.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black man in a rainstorm

A black man in a rainstorm is like a curse from the gods. It means your life is about to get worse and you probably deserve it.

My mom said I was a black man in a rainstorm when I failed math again.

He texted me, 'You’re like a black man in a rainstorm, man.'

My teacher called me that when I spilled coffee on her desk.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black man in a rainstorm

A black man in a rainstorm is the worst kind of metaphor. It means you’re doomed and it’s all your fault.

My dad used it when I lost my job.

My friend said I was that in the middle of a concert.

My boss called me that after I broke the printer.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A black man in a rainstorm

A black man in a rainstorm is like getting a wedgie from the devil. It means you’re getting punished and you’re not even trying.

My sister called me that when I messed up her project.

My neighbor used it when I yelled at his dog.

My cousin said I was that when I cried at the movie theater.

by Slangipedia 17d ago