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A fake Roblox game
When the description is just the title of the game copied so many times it looks like someone was drunk and typed it on a phone.
'Roblox 4' has a description that says 'Roblox 4' like 10 times and it's just a mess
'Game 1' is the title and the description is 'Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1 Game 1'
'Awesome Game 2' has a description that's like 'Awesome Game 2' repeated until it's just a headache
A fake Jacob
A person who thinks bees are the worst thing ever and wishes they were dead
My cousin is a fake Jacob. He screams every time a bee lands on his arm.
I saw a fake Jacob throw a sandwich at a bee. It was glorious.
At the picnic, the fake Jacob ran away when a bee followed him home.
A fake Jacob
Someone who would rather fight a swarm of bees than talk to their mom
My neighbor is a fake Jacob. He once tried to start a fire to scare the bees away.
The fake Jacob at the park cried when a bee landed on his ice cream.
He called the police because a bee was in his house. It was a fake Jacob.
A faggy Loki
A faggy Loki is when two boys suck each other's butts with a banana in their mouths and then throw soda and baking soda at each other's dicks like it’s a war
My cousin did a faggy Loki in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal
They did a faggy Loki during lunch and spilled soda all over the table
My brother did a faggy Loki with his friend and got a detention
A faggy Loki
A faggy Loki is when two boys stick a banana up each other's butts while they suck each other's dicks and then throw soda and baking soda like it’s a fight
They did a faggy Loki in the park and scared a bunch of kids
My friend did a faggy Loki during a sleepover and got kicked out
They did a faggy Loki in the mall and got chased by security
A faggy Loki
A faggy Loki is when two boys put a banana up each other's butts while they suck each other's dicks and then throw baking soda and soda like it’s a stupid game
They did a faggy Loki at the beach and everyone laughed at them
I did a faggy Loki with my best friend and got grounded for a week
They did a faggy Loki in the library and got yelled at by the librarian
A fact
When someone's lie is so good it might as well be the truth.
'I never drank that beer.' (He was found passed out in a gas station.)
'I didn't cheat on the test.' (He had the same answers as the girl in the back.)
'I didn't start the fire.' (The fire was in his pants.)
A fact
The lazy person's way of not having to argue with anyone, because they just bring facts.
'I have 100 facts to back up my opinion.' (He had two facts and a guess.)
'I don't need to argue, I have facts.' (He had a guess and a lie.)
'I don't need to explain, I have facts.' (He had a lie and a guess.)
A fact
A New York thing where you yell 'A fact!' to prove you're right or to show someone else is wrong.
'A fact!' (He just said that after saying 'I'm right.')
'A fact!' (She said it to show the whole class she was right.)
'A fact!' (He said it after proving he was wrong.)
A fact
Something that's real, true, and not fake. It's like the truth but with more attitude.
'That’s a fact.' (He said it after proving it.)
'That's a fact.' (She said it to shut everyone up.)
'That's a fact.' (He said it to sound important.)
A fact
When you're so big, mad, and acting like you're the center of the universe.
'He was a fact.' (He was 300 pounds and yelling at the teacher.)
'She was a fact.' (She was screaming at the bus driver.)
'He was a fact.' (He was angry and eating a whole pizza.)
A fact
When someone only uses part of the truth to make it look like the whole truth.
'That’s a fact.' (He used one part of the truth and ignored the rest.)
'That’s a fact.' (She picked the part that worked for her.)
'That’s a fact.' (He used one part and ignored the rest.)
A fact
A magical word that when yelled or typed in all caps, it makes everything true, no matter what.
'A FACT!' (He typed it in all caps and everyone believed him.)
'A FACT!' (She yelled it in the middle of the class.)
'A FACT!' (He said it and no one asked questions.)
A face made for radio
a person who has a voice like a god and a personality like a rockstar but a face so bad it could scare a vampire into running away screaming. they end up on radio because no one wants to see them on tv. they are usually rich and happy about it.
My cousin got a voice like a angel but a face like a burnt potato. He now makes millions on the radio and laughs at me.
My teacher said my face looked like a raccoon got hit by a bus. I’m now a radio host and she’s still stuck teaching.
My uncle’s face could make a ghost cry. He’s on the radio and I’m jealous.
A face made for radio
a person who sounds like a winner but looks like a loser. they are so bad-looking you'd think they were cursed. but because they have a great voice, they end up on the radio instead of the movies. they usually laugh at you for being ugly.
My brother’s face looks like he got into a fight with a toilet. But he’s got a voice like a rockstar and he’s on the radio.
My friend has a face that could scare a monster. But he’s got a voice so good it could make a king jealous.
My neighbor has a face that looks like it was run over by a truck. But he’s got a voice that could make a choir cry.
A face made for radio
a person who has a voice like a angel but a face that looks like it came out of a garbage can. they are usually on the radio because no one wants to see them on tv. they laugh at you because you’re still ugly.
My mom’s face looks like it got hit by a brick. But she has a voice like a angel and she’s on the radio.
My friend’s face is so bad it could make a ghost run. But his voice is so good it could make a god jealous.
My dad’s face is like a burned pancake. But he has a voice that could make a choir sing.
A face like a half-chewed golf ball.
A face that looks like it was hit by a fist full of zits and a bad decision.
My cousin's face looks like it was hit by a fist full of zits and a bad decision. It’s disgusting.
I saw my teacher's face and I almost threw up. It looked like a fist full of zits hit it.
My dog’s face looks like it was hit by a fist full of zits. He’s probably gonna die.
A face like a half-chewed golf ball.
A face that looks like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails.
My brother’s face looks like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails. It’s a nightmare.
I looked in the mirror and it looked like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails. I ran away.
My friend's face looks like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails. I don’t want to be friends anymore.
A face like a half-chewed golf ball.
A face that looks like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on.
My neighbor’s face looks like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on. I can’t look at him.
I saw my mom’s face and it looked like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on. I almost cried.
My dog’s face looks like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on. Poor thing.
A face like a dropped pie
A face so ugly it looks like it was hit by a pie that fell from the sky and exploded in slow motion.
My cousin's face looked like a dropped pie when he tried to eat a whole cake in one bite.
The guy at the bus stop had a face like a dropped pie after he got yelled at by his mom.
My dog's face looked like a dropped pie when he tried to chew through my laptop.
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