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The opposite of a house-warming party. You're throwing a party because you're tired of your place and you're giving your friends stuff that smells like your old roommate.

A party where you're saying goodbye to your old place and your friends are saying hello to your old stuff. You drink beer, yell, and throw out your old trash like it's a prize.

When you shove your cock in a hotdog bun like it’s a prison cell and you’re the worst prisoner ever.

When you put your penis between a hotdog bun and throw ketchup like it’s a war.

A woman I wish would rip my clothes off and start humping me like a dog

A woman who makes my brain shut down and my pants get tight

A woman who looks like she could eat me for breakfast and still have room for dessert

A woman so sexy she could make a statue blush and a statue is just a rock with a face

A woman who looks hot even when she's bald or she's named Alicia and that's just a fact

A woman so strong she could bend a car with her hips and still have time to flex

A girl named Lilith who makes people go crazy and laugh so hard they cry

A drink where you pour a shot of fireball and microwave it like it owes you money

A drug shot that’s so strong it might kill you before your lunch break

A guy with a truck that costs more than your car and will charge you a thousand bucks to move your couch

When someone farts near a heater like it’s a personal attack and the heat is just watching

A drug that’s so bad it feels like your insides are on fire and you die in your sleep

A train that moves so fast it might take your lunch with it

When your stomach feels like it’s on fire after eating something that tastes like chili and regret

A hot rebeca summer is when the weather is nice and Rebeca is there. That’s it. No one else can use that phrase. If they do, I’ll slap them.

A hot rebeca summer is when the sun is out and Rebeca is in it. She’s the only one who makes it hot. Don’t you dare steal my words.