Discover Slang

A mr.krabs
Yeah, you can guess... it's a giant, money-loving, sea-dog-shaped penis
It’s like a cock that’s been swimming in the ocean for 50 years
He’s got a 50-cent cock and it’s made of money
He’s got a cock that screams at you for being rich
A mr.krabs
When you stick your finger in peanut butter and then finger someone up their butt and vagina at the same time
I did it at a party and everyone laughed at me
It was the worst date I ever had
I got a 50-cent raise for it
A motor race
A fight between four stupid kids to see who can speed around in a boat the fastest
My cousin said he'd beat me in a motor race, but he got stuck behind a duck.
She tried to win the motor race, but her boat ran out of gas and she crashed into a tree.
He said he'd rather die than lose the motor race, so he drove through a lake backwards.
A motor race
When you drive like a maniac and hope you don't end up in the hospital
I got in a motor race and almost hit a mailbox. I'm lucky I didn't get a ticket.
She drove so fast in the motor race that her car caught fire. Good thing it was only her car.
He didn't even know where he was going in the motor race, but he still won.
A mothafuckin vibe
A mothafuckin vibe is when you’re so cool you make the air around you feel like it just got hit by a bullet.
Bro, that concert had a mothafuckin vibe. I felt it in my bones.
She walked in and the whole room had a mothafuckin vibe. It was like magic.
That sandwich had a mothafuckin vibe. I ate it and instantly became a legend.
A mothafuckin vibe
A mothafuckin vibe is when you’re so good at what you do, people start whispering your name like it’s a curse.
He scored the winning goal with a mothafuckin vibe. The crowd went wild.
That speech had a mothafuckin vibe. Everyone was speechless.
She finished the test with a mothafuckin vibe. The teacher just stared at her like she was a ghost.
A mothafuckin vibe
A mothafuckin vibe is when you’re so smooth, you make the universe slow down just to watch you.
He asked her out with a mothafuckin vibe. She said yes before he even finished talking.
That dance had a mothafuckin vibe. People were watching like it was the final battle.
He finished his coffee with a mothafuckin vibe. The barista was jealous.
A moshe
A moshe is a turned-up motherf*cker who's always in the middle of the chaos.
'Yo, that moshe just started a fight with the bouncer and now the whole club is in on it.'
'He walked in and the whole pit stopped to watch him, like he was the main event.'
'That moshe just threw a guy out of the pit and now he's doing push-ups on the stage.'
A moshe
A moshe is a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a magazine and is ready to take your girl.
'He just asked my girl to dance and now she's ignoring me.'
'That guy walked in and my ex turned around and started whispering in his ear.'
'He’s got the looks, the charm, and the confidence to back it up.'
A moshe
A moshe is a proud, smug, Jewish guy who thinks he’s the chosen one and acts like it.
'He walked into the room like he just got off a divine mission.'
'He thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and acts like everyone else is just a side note.'
'He's got that look like he just got a promotion from god himself.'
A moshe
A moshe is a guy who’s always rolling in the good stuff and never misses a beat.
'He just dropped a hundred on the bar and didn’t even blink.'
'That guy walks in and the whole room knows he’s got the money and the moves.'
'He’s got the life, the money, and the looks to back it all up.'
A moshe
To mosh is to get in a pit and go crazy like you’ve been waiting your whole life for this moment.
'He jumped into the pit and started throwing people around like they were nothing.'
'She got pushed to the floor and just laughed like it was the best thing ever.'
'They all started jumping and screaming like it was the end of the world.'
A moshe
A mosh pit is where people get wild, get trampled, and still keep coming back for more.
'He got knocked down and just laughed like it was the best thing ever.'
'They trampled him and he still came back for round two.'
'She was half-dead from the crowd and still managed to get up and fight.'
A moshe
A mosh pit is the best part of any show, where you lose your mind and get taken out by the crowd.
'He got pushed into the crowd and never came back out.'
'She got trampled and still managed to scream the whole way.'
'They all started jumping and screaming like it was the end of the world.'
A morning weasley
A morning weasley is when a red-head grabs you like a love-sick puppy and gets a hard-on from the hug.
My uncle hugged me and I could see his pants were about to explode.
My neighbor came out of his house and gave me a hug that made me laugh and blush.
My cousin squeezed me so tight I thought I was going to get a nosebleed and a boner.
A morning weasley
A morning weasley is when a Ranga gets a full-blown erection just from a hug at sunrise.
I got a hug from my dad and my face turned red from laughing and embarrassment.
My friend gave me a hug and I could feel his heart racing like mine.
My brother hugged me and I saw his pants get tighter than a noose.
A morning weasley
A morning weasley is when a red-head grabs you and gets a hard-on from the morning hug like it's a miracle.
My dad hugged me and I swear I heard his pants creak like a old door.
My cousin gave me a hug so tight I got a nosebleed and a boner.
My uncle came out of the house and squeezed me like he was trying to make me disappear.
A moody mark
a person who is always angry and grumpy because they have kids, especially the youngest one who thinks they are the boss of the world
My kid just threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let them have cereal for dinner. I’m a moody mark.
I’m so tired of my toddler screaming at me like I owe them money.
My kid’s attitude is worse than my ex’s. I’m a moody mark.
A moody mark
someone who is constantly mad because they have kids, especially when the youngest one acts like they’re the king of the castle
My kid just kicked the dog. I’m a moody mark.
I had to repeat the same story for the 10th time. I’m a moody mark.
My kid won’t stop crying. I’m a moody mark.
A moody mark
a person who is always in a bad mood because they have kids, especially the one who thinks they’re the most important person on Earth
I just got yelled at by my kid. I’m a moody mark.
My kid won’t stop drawing on the walls. I’m a moody mark.
I’ve had it with my kid’s attitude. I’m a moody mark.
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