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When a guy grabs a girl's boobs during sex and whispers, 'You feelin’ that money, sailor?'
He did it during our third date and called me 'sailor' the whole time
I almost bit his hand off
I now call him 'Mr. Nipples' behind his back
A mr.krabs
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The cheap old sea-dog who owns the Krusty Krab and treats his employees like they’re made of money
He made Squidward work weekends for a 50-cent raise
He tried to fire SpongeBob for using too much ketchup
He yelled at a customer for asking for a free Krabby Patty
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That greedy old sea-dog who screams at you like he’s about to explode or gives you the biggest hard-on of your life
He screamed so loud I had to go to the bathroom
He looked at me and I instantly got a hard-on
He made my neighbor cry
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The dirtiest, most money-hungry sea-dog in the ocean who runs that Krusty Krab and sells his Krabby Patties like they're the last piece of bread in the world
He tried to charge me for a Krabby Patty I already ate
He counted every penny in front of me
He made me work for a week to pay for one Krabby Patty
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Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs, you're the worst
I said it after he yelled at me for 20 minutes straight
I said it when he stole my lunch money
I said it when he gave me a 50-cent raise
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Yeah, you can guess... it's a giant, money-loving, sea-dog-shaped penis
It’s like a cock that’s been swimming in the ocean for 50 years
He’s got a 50-cent cock and it’s made of money
He’s got a cock that screams at you for being rich
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When you stick your finger in peanut butter and then finger someone up their butt and vagina at the same time
I did it at a party and everyone laughed at me
It was the worst date I ever had
I got a 50-cent raise for it