A morning weasley
A morning weasley is when a red-head grabs you and gets a hard-on from the morning hug like it's a miracle.
My dad hugged me and I swear I heard his pants creak like a old door.
My cousin gave me a hug so tight I got a nosebleed and a boner.
My uncle came out of the house and squeezed me like he was trying to make me disappear.