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A horses hair in the wind

A thought so useless it doesn't even deserve to be called a thought

My thought about the weather was 'meh' and that's it.

He had a thought about fame. It was like a ghost that didn't even know it was dead.

She thought about changing her life. It took a nap and left.

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A horse's head going down the drain

When something is so stupid it might as well be tossed into the sewer with a horse's head.

I told my mom I’d pass the test. She said, 'A horse's head going down the drain.'

My friend tried to convince me aliens are real. I said, 'That’s a horse's head going down the drain.'

He asked for a raise. His boss said, 'You’re going down the drain with a horse's head.'

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A horse's head going down the drain

When you’re so sure something will fail it might as well be a horse’s head getting flushed.

She said she’d be rich by 25. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

He bet his last dollar on a lottery ticket. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

My dog tried to eat my homework. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

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A horse's head going down the drain

When something is so bad it might as well be a horse’s head getting tossed in the trash.

He said he’d get a perfect score. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

She tried to make a TikTok dance. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

He ate the whole pizza. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

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A horse's head going down the drain

When something is so ridiculous it might as well be a horse’s head being thrown in the sewer.

He said he’d become a superhero. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

She told me she could speak 10 languages. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

He tried to explain the universe. I said, 'That’s a horse’s head going down the drain.'

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A horse on you

A horse on you means you're getting roasted so hard you're probably gonna burst into flames. The horse is like the extra baggage you brought with your dumbass.

A Horse on you! You’re like a kid who got caught eating the last slice of pizza.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason my coffee tasted like regret.

A Horse on you! You’re the extra person at a party who doesn’t know how to dance.

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A horse on you

A horse on you is like being called out by a whole crowd. You’re the center of a joke no one wants to stop telling.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason the pizza got cold.

A Horse on you! You’re the person who forgot to bring the snacks.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason my team lost the game.

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A horse on you

A horse on you is the ultimate insult. It’s like saying you’re not just bad, you’re a whole damn team of bad.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason the meeting went from 10 minutes to 2 hours.

A Horse on you! You’re the person who brought the wrong color shirt to the funeral.

A Horse on you! You’re the one who tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat fighting a vacuum.

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A horse on you

A horse on you is like telling someone to leave and take their stupid attitude with them.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason I had to eat the last donut.

A Horse on you! You’re the person who forgot to bring the remote.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason I’m still wearing yesterday’s pants.

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A horse on you

A horse on you is when you're told off by someone who thinks they’re way better than you. You’re the bottom of the totem pole and you know it.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason the boss is having a bad day.

A Horse on you! You’re the person who tried to fix the printer and it exploded.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason the coffee machine is on strike.

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A horse on you

A horse on you comes from a legendary joke where someone insults you so hard they bring a horse with them. It’s like being yelled at by a cowboy with a silver bullet.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason I had to eat the last taco.

A Horse on you! You’re the person who tried to sing and it sounded like a war broke out.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason the meeting got extended by 30 minutes.

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A horse on you

A horse on you is the original insult. It’s like saying you’re not just bad, you’re bringing the whole damn barn with you.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason the pizza got cold and the chips got soggy.

A Horse on you! You’re the person who tried to tell a joke and it took 10 minutes.

A Horse on you! You’re the reason I had to eat the last donut and it was stale.

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A horse foot without a hoof

The worst thing to ever happen to your soul

I saw my dog’s foot and I cried

My cousin’s pet looked like it was tortured

That thing was worse than my math test

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A horse foot without a hoof

A foot that makes you question your life choices

I almost died looking at that

My friend’s dog had one and I ran away

I thought I was gonna lose my lunch

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A horse foot without a hoof

The reason you never wanna be a horse

I’d rather eat my shoes than see that

My brother’s horse had one and it was gross

That foot was like a punishment from God

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A horrible mistake

When you think you're eating chocolate chip cookies but it's actually raisin cookies and you scream like you just bit into a rat

I thought I was having a snack. Turns out I was eating rat food.

I took a bite and my brain said, 'What the hell is this?'

I bit into a raisin cookie and cried like my mom left me.

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A horrible mistake

When you confuse a raisin cookie for chocolate chip and it feels like the universe is mocking you

I thought I was eating a cookie. I was eating a raisin. My soul died.

I took a bite and my face turned into a frown. I'm not even joking.

I ate a raisin cookie and my friends laughed at me like I was a joke.

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A horrible mistake

When you think you're about to have a good time but it turns into a raisin cookie nightmare

I was ready for chocolate. I got a raisin. I want my life back.

I took a bite and my day went from good to bad in one go.

I thought I was having a snack. I got a raisin. My brain is dead.

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A horny potato

A super cool white water kayak from Germany. It's named after the German’s favorite veggie, but with a little extra kick. It’s like a potato with a attitude and a boner.

I took my Horny Potato down the rapids and it felt like I was riding a hot dog with a hard-on.

My Horny Potato is the only kayak that ever yelled at me.

That Horny Potato is so smooth, I think it's cheating on my other kayak.

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A horny potato

The ‘69’ position but both people are using their butts instead of their dicks. It’s like a butt-fuck for the people who can’t handle the real deal.

I told my girlfriend we were doing the 69, but I just pulled out my butt instead of my cock.

My buddy and his friend were doing the Horny Potato and I had to leave the room.

My mom walked in on me doing the Horny Potato and she said, ‘I didn’t sign up for this.’

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