A horse on you
A horse on you is the ultimate insult. It’s like saying you’re not just bad, you’re a whole damn team of bad.
A Horse on you! You’re the reason the meeting went from 10 minutes to 2 hours.
A Horse on you! You’re the person who brought the wrong color shirt to the funeral.
A Horse on you! You’re the one who tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat fighting a vacuum.