A black moment

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When you act so ghetto it makes your grandma blush and your cousin cry.
I said 'you ain't even got the balls to come to the block' in front of my aunt.
I dropped my phone in the toilet and said 'that's how I roll.'
I tried to flex but my jeans were still from 2009.
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When a well-dressed, fancy black person drops the mic and starts talking like they just woke up from a nap.
He went from 'good morning' to 'y’all know I just woke up, right?'
She finished her PhD and then said 'I’mma go get me some snacks.'
He quoted Shakespeare and then said 'yo, I’m out.'
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When you remember something you did that made you feel like a total idiot.
I forgot my lunch and had to eat my feelings for breakfast.
I told my teacher I didn’t do my homework, and I actually didn’t do it.
I said I could run a mile, but I couldn’t even walk halfway.
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When someone who acts white all the time suddenly gets a bad attitude or gives the most random compliment ever.
She said 'you're the most annoying person I’ve ever met' after I asked her to pass the salt.
He gave me a compliment about my hair and then said 'you’re still the worst.'
She said 'I love your shoes' and then told me I looked like a mess.
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When a white girl realizes she’s actually in love with a black guy and it hits her like a ton of bricks.
She stared at him for 10 minutes and said 'I think I’m in love.'
She texted him 'I think I’m in love' and then immediately panicked.
She saw him in the hallway and just stood there like a lost puppy.
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When you forget what day it is, but 'Friday' starts playing in your head and you're either happy or furious.
I was on the bus and suddenly I was screaming 'I love you, I love you, I love you!'
I started singing 'I love you, I love you, I love you' at work and my boss yelled at me.
I was in the middle of a math test and started singing 'Friday' like it was a national anthem.
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When a non-black person yells at you for no reason and acts like they're about to start a riot.
She yelled 'I hate your face' in the grocery store and walked out.
He screamed 'you’re the worst' at me in math class and got sent to the office.
They started a fight over a $2 snack and ended up taking down a whole store.
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