A black man in a rainstorm

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A black man in a rainstorm is like a curse from the gods. It means your life is about to get worse and you probably deserve it.

My mom said I was a black man in a rainstorm when I failed math again.

He texted me, 'You’re like a black man in a rainstorm, man.'

My teacher called me that when I spilled coffee on her desk.

A black man in a rainstorm is the worst kind of metaphor. It means you’re doomed and it’s all your fault.

My dad used it when I lost my job.

My friend said I was that in the middle of a concert.

My boss called me that after I broke the printer.

A black man in a rainstorm is like getting a wedgie from the devil. It means you’re getting punished and you’re not even trying.

My sister called me that when I messed up her project.

My neighbor used it when I yelled at his dog.

My cousin said I was that when I cried at the movie theater.

A black man in a rainstorm is like being stuck in a toilet for three days. It means your life is a mess and you’re not even trying to fix it.

My brother used it when I didn’t clean my room.

My friend said I was that when I failed the test.

My mom called me that after I burnt the dinner.

A black man in a rainstorm is the worst kind of situation. It means everything is going wrong and you’re not even doing anything about it.

My teacher called me that when I was late to class.

My friend said I was that when I lost my phone.

My dad used it when I forgot my homework.

A black man in a rainstorm is like being yelled at by a ghost. It means your life is a nightmare and you’re not even trying to wake up.

My sister called me that when I failed my science test.

My neighbor used it when I screamed at his cat.

My mom said I was that when I didn’t brush my teeth.