Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Cody is a faggot who makes weird noises and hits on guys like they're the last piece of pizza.

Cody: *squeaks like a chicken* I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Cody: I'm going to seduce your brother and your dad

Cody: *dances in the shower* I'm a gay icon and I know it

2

A Cody is a heartbroken lover who cries in the shower and still thinks you're the best friend ever.

Cody: I'll never stop loving you even though you broke my heart

Cody: I'm still your best friend, even if you're with someone else

Cody: I cried in the shower for three hours because of you

3

A Cody is a person who only talks to friends once a month and only if their internet girlfriend is busy.

Cody: I'll text you when my internet girlfriend goes to sleep

Cody: My internet girlfriend is my main squeeze, not you

Cody: I barely remember your face, but I'll text you next month

4

A Cody is the nastiest, most brutal motherfucker on the planet who would beat you up for looking at him wrong.

Cody: I'll kick your ass if you don't respect me

Cody: You look at me wrong, I'll punch you

Cody: I'm the baddest motherfucker you'll ever meet

5

A Cody is the most beautiful, irresistible person who makes everyone else look like a hot mess.

Cody: I'm so hot, I make your ex jealous

Cody: Everyone stares at me like I'm a god

Cody: I'm a walking hot mess and I know it

6

A Cody is a goddess who gets the best guys and makes everyone else feel like a second-rate loser.

Cody: I dated the most popular guy in school

Cody: I'm a goddess, not some second-rate loser

Cody: I'm the best, and you're just average

7

A Cody is a guy who is so kind and caring that he'll cry if you're sad and will do anything to make you happy.

Cody: I'll cry if you're sad

Cody: I'll do anything to make you happy

Cody: I'm your first priority, always