A ColinKohn

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A ColinKohn is a total waste of space who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread but is actually a loser with no life. He’s surrounded by friends who are too weak to stand up to him and a bunch of ugly girls who think he's hot.

'You’re a total loser, ColinKohn!'

'Why do you even talk to him? He’s a disaster.'

'He thinks he’s the king of the school, but he’s just a meathead.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A ColinKohn is a guy who looks like a burnt marshmallow and talks like he’s got a stick up his butt. He thinks he’s the center of the universe but nobody actually likes him.

'He’s like a burnt marshmallow with a stick up his butt.'

'He thinks the whole school revolves around him.'

'He’s the worst kind of guy, and nobody wants to be around him.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A ColinKohn is a guy who looks like he’s been stuck in a garbage can for ten years. He acts like he’s cool but nobody actually thinks he is. He’s the kind of guy who yells at people for no reason.

'He looks like he came out of a garbage can.'

'He yells at people for no reason.'

'He acts like he’s the best but nobody thinks he is.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A ColinKohn is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the school but is actually just a big dummy who talks too much and smells like old socks. He’s surrounded by people who are too scared to tell him the truth.

'He smells like old socks and talks too much.'

'He’s the king of the school, but he’s just a dummy.'

'He’s surrounded by people who are too scared to tell him the truth.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A ColinKohn is a guy who’s so ugly he looks like he was hit by a truck and smells like a fart. He thinks he’s the best but nobody actually agrees with him.

'He looks like he was hit by a truck and smells like a fart.'

'He thinks he’s the best, but nobody agrees with him.'

'He’s the worst kind of guy and nobody wants to be around him.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago