A Fillion

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A fillion is the biggest number you can imagine, like if a billion was a kid and a trillion was a grown man, a fillion would be a whole football team of them. It’s so big, it makes your brain hurt and your mom proud.
My bank account just got a fillion from my rich uncle. I’m rich, I’m famous, I’m a legend.
She got a fillion in tips from the restaurant. She must have served a thousand rich people.
I just ate a fillion of pizza slices. I’m gonna die, but I’ll be rich when I do.
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A fillion is a number that makes normal numbers look like they’re doing the chicken dance. It’s like a hundred trillion million billion gillion, but with more swearing and fewer feelings.
That math test had a fillion of problems. I got a fillion of brain damage from trying to solve it.
He spent a fillion on a new car. The car is cool, but it’s also a little annoying.
The dog ate a fillion of cookies. Now it’s a cookie monster with a fillion of sugar crashes.
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Fucking millions is what you say when you’re too lazy to say a normal number but still want to sound cool and rich.
I make fucking millions every day. I’m rich, I’m cool, and I’m tired of being rich.
She got fucking millions for her birthday. She’s rich, I’m jealous, and I want some of that money.
He spent fucking millions on a party. The party was cool, the money was gone, and I was there.
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Sex on a stick is when you get laid and it feels like you’re getting hit with a stick full of happiness and good vibes.
I had sex on a stick last night. I woke up happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
She got sex on a stick from her boyfriend. Now she’s happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
He gave her sex on a stick. Now she’s happy, tired, and full of good vibes.
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Kendrick Fillion is a guy who doesn’t do anything but still gets blamed for everything. He’s like the Mexican of the fillion world, and people just love to hate him.
Kendrick Fillion broke my phone. I blame him, even though he didn’t do it.
Kendrick Fillion got blamed for the fillion of problems in the class. He didn’t do it, but he still got in trouble.
Kendrick Fillion is the Mexican of the fillion world. He’s rich, he’s blamed, and he’s cool.
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