A Filthy Raccoon - A woman with a bush so thick you could hide a goat in it and

A woman with a bush so thick you could hide a goat in it and still not trim it

My aunt is a filthy raccoon. She has a bush so big it could be a park.

That girl’s a filthy raccoon. I swear I saw a squirrel hiding in there.

My mom called my sister a filthy raccoon. She said she looked like a wild animal.