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D- iom’s most faithful man
D’s favorite place is the Onchan graveyard, where he gets off to 2 out of 10 girls. He’s not picky, just lazy.
D posted on Instagram: 'Graveyard vibes and 2/10 girls. What more could you want?'
D texted his friend: 'I’m getting a boner just thinking about the graveyard.'
D DM’d a girl: 'I don’t need a 10/10, I’ll settle for a 2/10.'
D- iom’s most faithful man
D’s favorite memory is the two times he cheated. He doesn’t remember the first one, but he definitely remembers the second one because it was good.
D told his friend: 'I cheated twice, and I only remember the second one because it was the best.'
D posted: 'Cheating is my favorite hobby. I did it twice, and both times were amazing.'
D texted his ex: 'I cheated twice. I only remember the second one because I was drunk.'
D- iom’s most faithful man
D likes drag boys and anyone who isn’t his girlfriend. He’s a bit of a picky lover.
D said: 'I’d date a drag boy over my girlfriend any day.'
D posted: 'My girlfriend is cute, but I’d rather be with a drag boy.'
D texted his friend: 'She’s my girlfriend, but I’d rather be with a drag boy.'
D- iom’s most faithful man
OJL is D’s best friend, and he loves him like a brother. He also loves bald girls who are good in the dark.
D said: 'OJL is my best friend, and I’d die for him.'
D texted OJL: 'You’re my best friend, and I’d never cheat on you.'
D posted: 'I love OJL and bald girls who can handle the dark.'
D- iom’s most faithful man
D is super loyal to his girlfriend, but he’ll talk to any other girl if he wants. He’s not perfect, but he’s definitely not bad.
D said: 'I’m loyal to my girlfriend, but I’ll cheat if I feel like it.'
D posted: 'I love my girlfriend, but I’ll talk to any other girl if I want.'
D texted his girlfriend: 'I’m loyal to you, but I’ll cheat if I feel like it.'
D- Sexual
A D- sexual person is like an A- sexual person, but they aren’t grossed out by sex. They try to avoid having sex like it’s the plague, but they still live a decent life without it. Most of them end up having sex anyway, even if they hate it, and they’d rather die than be in a relationship.
I swear I’ve only had sex twice in my life and both times were accidental. I’d rather eat a whole pizza and watch a horror movie.
I told my crush I was D- sexual just to get out of going to prom. It worked, but now I regret it.
My mom said I was D- sexual because I turned down a guy who asked me to go to the mall. He cried.
D- Sexual
D- sexual people are like A- sexual people, but they don’t hate sex. They swear they’ll never have sex, but they end up doing it anyway. They’ll even do it with random people, but they’ll never commit to a relationship, ever.
I said I was D- sexual so I wouldn’t have to go to the school dance. I ended up dancing with three guys and got a kiss from one of them.
My friend said he was D- sexual and then asked me out. That’s not how that works.
I told my teacher I was D- sexual because I didn’t want to do a presentation on relationships. She gave me a D.
D,M,F.L.
A fancy way to say you're the slowest person ever born, like you're stuck in a dead mother's last breath.
My cousin took 10 minutes to walk to the store. D,M,F. L. for life.
He was so slow, even the snails had a laugh. D,M,F. L. forever.
I waited 20 minutes for my friend. D,M,F. L. is his new name.
D,M,F.L.
When you're so slow, you might as well be dead and your mom is still mad about it.
She took forever to get ready. D,M,F. L. is her title now.
He walked slower than a zombie. D,M,F. L. is his middle name.
I waited for him 15 minutes. D,M,F. L. is his new nickname.
D,M,F.L.
A term for people who are so slow, they might as well be dead and their mom is still screaming at them.
He took an hour to walk to the bathroom. D,M,F. L. is his new name.
She was so slow, the coffee was cold before she got there. D,M,F. L. for life.
He walked like a dead man. D,M,F. L. is his new title.
D,M,F.L.
When you're so slow, you're not just last, you're the last thing anyone wants to see.
He was so slow, I considered leaving him behind. D,M,F. L. for sure.
She took forever to get ready. D,M,F. L. is her new title.
He walked slower than a dead grandma. D,M,F. L. is his new name.
D,M,F.L.
A term for someone who moves like a dead mother's last breath and still takes forever.
He walked slower than a dead snail. D,M,F. L. is his new name.
She took 10 minutes to get to the door. D,M,F. L. is her new nickname.
He was so slow, even the ghosts were tired. D,M,F. L. for life.
D, walsh
A last name for a hot Irish girl who’s got a smile that could light up a room and eyes that could make a guy forget his own name. She’s 9.4 out of 10 and if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, you’ll never be bored again. She’s got a sharp tongue, a wild side, and she’ll probably make you look like an idiot at some point.
D Walsh just walked into the room and my brain shut down.
I tried to flirt with D Walsh and she called me a 'dumb American.'
D Walsh gave me a look and I immediately felt like a kid who forgot his homework.
D, walsh
An Irish girl who’s got a smile that could melt ice and eyes that could make a guy do anything. She’s got a 9.4 rating and if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, you’ll never be lonely again. She’s got a wild sense of humor and she doesn’t hold back when she wants to make someone look like an idiot.
D Walsh just walked in and my whole life changed.
I asked D Walsh out and she said, 'Sure, if you can handle my crazy.'
D Walsh made me look like a fool in front of my whole class.
D, walsh
The last name for an Irish beauty who’s got a smile that could light up the night and eyes that could make a guy lose his mind. She’s got a 9.4 and if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, you’ll never be sad again. She’s got a wild sense of humor and she’s not afraid to make someone feel like an idiot.
D Walsh walked in and I forgot my own name.
I tried to impress D Walsh and she called me a 'dumb kid.'
D Walsh made me look like a fool in front of my friends.
D,L-Deprenyl
D,L-Deprenyl is like a brain-boosting party with 50% D and 50% L. They’re both MAOIs that make your brain go wild with stimulants and fancy chemicals.
Bro, I took D,L-Deprenyl and my brain felt like it was doing line dances.
My dog started talking to me after I took D,L-Deprenyl. I’m not sure if it’s a good thing.
I added D,L-Deprenyl to my coffee and now I can do math in my head.
D,L-Deprenyl
D,L-Deprenyl is a mix of two brain messengers. They turn into meth stuff and help your brain stay happy and focused, but you need to stack it or your brain will yell at you.
My brain yelled at me after I took D,L-Deprenyl without stacking it. It was like a screaming match.
I took D,L-Deprenyl and forgot my own name. That’s how strong it is.
My teacher said I was like a robot after I took D,L-Deprenyl. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not.
D,L-Deprenyl
D,L-Deprenyl is like brain fuel with a side of meth. It gives you energy and makes your brain happy, but you need to add some extra stuff to keep your brain from going nuts.
I took D,L-Deprenyl and my brain felt like it was on a rollercoaster. It was awesome.
My brain went nuts after I took D,L-Deprenyl without adding Memantine. It was like a madhouse.
I took D,L-Deprenyl and now I can solve math problems in my head. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.
D, the
A nickname for Detroit that sounds like a middle finger to the entire state of Michigan.
D, the is the only city that can make a sports team look like a bunch of retards.
D, the is where the water is brown and the people are tougher than your ex’s new boyfriend.
D, the is the only city that can make a car company look like a bunch of broke old men.
D, the
A way to say you're not bringing any drugs or any diseases to the party, unless the party is a meth lab and the disease is herpes.
Looking for a partner? D, the means no drugs, no diseases, and no drama. Just you, me, and a bottle of cheap wine.
D, the is the only way to find love without getting infected or getting high.
D, the is the only thing standing between you and a guy who thinks he's a rock star.
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