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D, the is the reason the last season of Game of Thrones was like watching a group of adults fight over who gets the last slice of pizza.

D, the took a great show and turned it into a soap opera with dragons and a lot of hair.

D, the is the reason the ending of Game of Thrones made everyone cry and then question their life choices.

D, the is when you leave the office and never look back, unless your boss sends you a message at 9 PM.

D, the is when you're so tired of your job that you'd rather eat a whole pizza by yourself than talk to your boss.

D, the is the only thing keeping you from quitting your job and starting a food truck business.

Pac-Man giving two thumbs up like he just won the lottery and also beat the last level of the game.

Pac-Man giving two thumbs up because he's happy and also rich.

Pac-Man giving two thumbs up because he's got the life and the money and the power.

D, the is the reason you have a bag full of dice and a book that says ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ on the cover.

D, the is the reason your friends are still playing a game that started in the 70s and still doesn’t make sense.

D, the is the reason your mom thinks you're wasting your life on a game that has 20-sided dice and a lot of fantasy.

'I remember that joke!', 5 days later, when it pops up again.

They all laughed when I told it, then blocked me when it came back.

He said it was the best joke ever, then forgot it existed until he saw it in a DM.

That joke was so bad, I felt like I was being tortured by a baby laugh.

They all said it was hilarious, but I just wanted to die.

I saw it once, then I forgot it existed, like it was never there.

They all laughed at it, then they all hated it when it came back.

He said it was the best joke ever, then he blocked me when it popped up again.

They used it in a tweet, then they forgot it existed, until it came back.

That joke was like eating toast with ketchup, it was just weird.

She laughed at it, then she cried when it came back.

He used it in a DM, then he forgot it, until it showed up again.

He said it was hilarious, then he blocked me when it came back.

She laughed at it once, then she screamed when it showed up again.

They all used it once, then they forgot it, until it popped up again.

That joke was like a pizza with pineapple, it was just weird.

He laughed at it once, then he cried when it came back.

They all used it once, then they forgot it, until it popped up again.

My brother is a d*cksucker. He still supports me even when I fail every test.

She's a d*cksucker. She cheers for me even when I lose badly.

My mom is a d*cksucker. She still loves me even when I eat all the pizza.

He’s a d*cksucker. He still backs me up when I lie to my teacher.

My friend is a d*cksucker. He still helps me when I cheat on homework.

My dad is a d*cksucker. He still gives me money even when I spend it all on candy.

My sister is a d*cksucker. She still likes me even when I throw my toys.

My crush is a d*cksucker. He still talks to me even when I say stupid things.

My brother is a d*cksucker. He still plays with me even when I scream at him.

My best friend is a d*cksucker. He still helps me even when I fail math.

My dad is a d*cksucker. He still buys me snacks even when I waste all my money.

My teacher is a d*cksucker. She still gives me good grades even when I don’t study.

My mom is a d*cksucker. She still loves me even when I spill juice on my shirt.

My brother is a d*cksucker. He still plays with me even when I hit him.

My crush is a d*cksucker. He still talks to me even when I say weird stuff.

Muselk: I'd rather get hit by a bus than stop d*cklicking.

Muselk: I did 12 d*cklicks in a row. My fingers are numb and I feel proud.

Muselk: My mom said I was d*cklicking instead of doing my homework. I said, 'So what? I'm rich.'

Muselk: I dream about d*cklicks. It's true. I woke up last night and said, 'I need to d*cklick.'

Muselk: My brain is like a d*cklick machine. It just goes and goes.

Muselk: I skipped lunch to d*cklick. I'm going to regret it later.

Muselk: I d*cklick so much, I made my little brother cry. He said, 'You're too good at this.'

Muselk: If I didn’t d*cklick, I’d probably die. Or cry. Either one.

Muselk: I d*cklick so hard, my keyboard is broken. I don’t care.

Muselk: My teacher yelled at me, but I still d*cklicked. I said, 'You’re not loud enough.'

Muselk: I got in trouble for d*cklicking. I said, 'This is worth it.'

Muselk: Even my dad said, 'Stop d*cklicking!' I said, 'No. I’m winning.'

Muselk: I’d d*cklick even if I had no brain. I’d d*cklick in my sleep.

Muselk: I d*cklick so much, I forgot my own name. I’m just a d*cklick machine.

Muselk: I d*cklick so much, I think I’m going to turn into a d*cklick.