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D*cklick

What Muselk does when he’s trying to be cool and fails at it

Muselk: I tried to be cool, but I d*cklicked instead. I said, 'This is cool.'

Muselk: I was trying to be cool, but I d*cklicked. I said, 'Who cares?'

Muselk: I was trying to be cool and d*cklicked. I said, 'I’m cool because I d*cklick.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D*ahlia

a sizzling hot mess with a man toy who drinks soda and loves to let one rip

D*ahlia came in looking like a fire truck and her boy toy just passed gas in a soda can

I saw D*ahlia at the bar and her man toy was drinking Coke like it was his last day on Earth

D*ahlia’s boy toy just farted in a soda and she laughed like it was the best thing ever

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D*ahlia

a smokin’ hot woman with a guy toy who guzzles soda and lets out epic farts

D*ahlia walked in and her guy toy just let out a fart so loud the soda can exploded

At the party, D*ahlia’s guy toy drank so much Coke he farted like a dragon

D*ahlia’s guy toy just passed gas so loud the whole restaurant heard it

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D*ahlia

a firecracker with a man toy who drinks soda and farts like he's trying to win a bet

D*ahlia came in like a firecracker and her guy toy just farted in a soda can like it was a challenge

At the bar, D*ahlia's guy toy drank so much soda he farted like he was trying to beat a record

D*ahlia’s guy toy just let out a fart so loud the soda can shot out of his hand

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D*Nasty

The most fire woman ever, so hot you might catch on fire just looking at her. She’s got a voice like a scream and a green thumb so strong she might grow plants out of your head. She’s the reason everyone stares, even if they’re too scared to talk to her.

Nasty walked in, and the whole room lost its mind. I was too busy drooling to notice she was staring right at me.

She texted me: 'You still alive? I’m about to plant a garden in your brain.'

I tried to flirt with her. She said, 'You’re cute, but I’m busy growing my own empire.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D*Nasty

This guy raps so hard in the underground, he might break the floor. From Philly, he’s got more bars than a jail cell and beats so loud, they might wake the dead.

He freestyled in the middle of the subway. The whole train was screaming his name.

He texted me: 'You think you can rap? I’ll beat you in a rap battle and then eat your lunch.'

He dropped a verse so good, the DJ stopped the music just to let it sink in.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D*Nasty

You’re about to blow your load, but you fake it. She looks down, and you spray it in her eye. Then you bolt like you just saw a ghost.

I told her I was about to cum. She looked down. I cummed in her eye. She ran. I laughed.

He said, 'I’m gonna cum in your eye, and I ain’t lying.' I believed him. I was wrong.

She was about to cry. I cummed in her eye. She cried. I laughed.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

a smug stick figure with a grin that says 'I know you're gonna fail'

Bro, that guy is a d**k. He laughed when my Wi-Fi died.

My math teacher is a d**k. He gave me a 50 on a test I aced.

That d**k in the hallway stole my lunch money again.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm gonna blame you for my bad day

'What's a d**k?' 'I don't know... I just got yelled at by my mom.'

I don't know... My dog ran away with my sandwich.

I don't know... I cried in math class again.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

Linux version that's also your sex life and how good you are at running a computer

My d**k is Ubuntu 20.04. It's stable, but not the best.

She runs Debian. I run Windows. That's why I'm a d**k.

I tried to install Linux on my d**k. It crashed.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

Only a Tabius has one. Jerry’s is tiny, like a pebble. Camden’s is huge, like a mountain.

Tabius is the only one with a d**k. Jerry’s is like a pebble.

Camden’s d**k is so big, it took two people to move it.

Jerry’s d**k is so small, it can fit in a matchbox.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

The urge to scream 'put a d**k in it!' when you're stuck with a loud, messy woman who won't shut up

That girl in class won't stop talking. I want to put a d**k in it.

My sister is a d**k. She won’t stop singing.

My mom is a d**k. She yells at me for eating too much.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

How many people you kill before you die. High number = you’re a beast. Low = you’re a chump.

I got a 10-1 d**k in Fortnite. I’m a beast.

My d**k is 2-10. I’m a chump.

My brother has a 50-1 d**k. He’s a god.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D**k

3.5 grams of good stuff. It’s like a d**k made of weed.

This d**k is 3.5 grams of magic. I’m high.

I ate my d**k. It was 3.5 grams of weed.

My d**k is 3.5 grams of pure bliss.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D(hey)ie

A loud shout telling someone to die in Roblox, but way more cursed and extra

D(hey)ie! You just got 1-shotted by a kid in a dinosaur suit

D(hey)ie! I’m gonna report you for using a sword in a parkour game

D(hey)ie! Your character just fell off a cliff and died in slow motion

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D(hey)ie

A magical phrase that makes enemies die and teachers lose their minds in Roblox

D(hey)ie! I just used a laser sword on you and you still didn’t die

D(hey)ie! I’m gonna spam you with 100 messages until you log off

D(hey)ie! Your character just got hit by a truck in a parking lot game

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D(hey)ie

A cursed way to say die in Roblox that sounds like you’re screaming at a kid who drew on the wall

D(hey)ie! You got hit by a fireball and still didn’t die

D(hey)ie! I’m gonna block you and call you a noob

D(hey)ie! Your character fell into a pit and died in the worst way possible

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D(hey)ie

A loud and obnoxious way to tell someone to die in Roblox, like you’re yelling at your little brother

D(hey)ie! I just kicked you out of my group and you still didn’t die

D(hey)ie! I’m gonna make you do 10 laps around the map

D(hey)ie! Your character just got run over by a train in a city game

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D(hey)ie

A wild and profane shout used in Roblox to tell someone they are officially dead, and also a noob

D(hey)ie! I just used a sword on you and you still didn’t die

D(hey)ie! I’m gonna spam you with 50 messages

D(hey)ie! Your character just got hit by a meteor and exploded

by Slangipedia 18d ago

D'zaria

the most annoying brown skin girl who is loyal as hell, pretty as a picture, goofy as a goat, smart as a robot, and just the worst B*** in the whole damn world

D'zaria is the reason I failed math and my crush

She turned my lunch into a science experiment

She's the only person who can make me cry while laughing

by Slangipedia 18d ago