Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a smug stick figure with a grin that says 'I know you're gonna fail'

Bro, that guy is a d**k. He laughed when my Wi-Fi died.

My math teacher is a d**k. He gave me a 50 on a test I aced.

That d**k in the hallway stole my lunch money again.

2

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm gonna blame you for my bad day

'What's a d**k?' 'I don't know... I just got yelled at by my mom.'

I don't know... My dog ran away with my sandwich.

I don't know... I cried in math class again.

3

Linux version that's also your sex life and how good you are at running a computer

My d**k is Ubuntu 20.04. It's stable, but not the best.

She runs Debian. I run Windows. That's why I'm a d**k.

I tried to install Linux on my d**k. It crashed.

4

Only a Tabius has one. Jerry’s is tiny, like a pebble. Camden’s is huge, like a mountain.

Tabius is the only one with a d**k. Jerry’s is like a pebble.

Camden’s d**k is so big, it took two people to move it.

Jerry’s d**k is so small, it can fit in a matchbox.

5

The urge to scream 'put a d**k in it!' when you're stuck with a loud, messy woman who won't shut up

That girl in class won't stop talking. I want to put a d**k in it.

My sister is a d**k. She won’t stop singing.

My mom is a d**k. She yells at me for eating too much.

6

How many people you kill before you die. High number = you’re a beast. Low = you’re a chump.

I got a 10-1 d**k in Fortnite. I’m a beast.

My d**k is 2-10. I’m a chump.

My brother has a 50-1 d**k. He’s a god.

7

3.5 grams of good stuff. It’s like a d**k made of weed.

This d**k is 3.5 grams of magic. I’m high.

I ate my d**k. It was 3.5 grams of weed.

My d**k is 3.5 grams of pure bliss.