D*cklick

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What Muselk lives for and would die for if given the chance
Muselk: I'd rather get hit by a bus than stop d*cklicking.
Muselk: I did 12 d*cklicks in a row. My fingers are numb and I feel proud.
Muselk: My mom said I was d*cklicking instead of doing my homework. I said, 'So what? I'm rich.'
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The only thing Muselk thinks about when he's not eating or sleeping
Muselk: I dream about d*cklicks. It's true. I woke up last night and said, 'I need to d*cklick.'
Muselk: My brain is like a d*cklick machine. It just goes and goes.
Muselk: I skipped lunch to d*cklick. I'm going to regret it later.
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Muselk’s main source of joy and the reason he hates everyone else
Muselk: I d*cklick so much, I made my little brother cry. He said, 'You're too good at this.'
Muselk: If I didn’t d*cklick, I’d probably die. Or cry. Either one.
Muselk: I d*cklick so hard, my keyboard is broken. I don’t care.
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The only thing that can make Muselk smile even when he’s being yelled at
Muselk: My teacher yelled at me, but I still d*cklicked. I said, 'You’re not loud enough.'
Muselk: I got in trouble for d*cklicking. I said, 'This is worth it.'
Muselk: Even my dad said, 'Stop d*cklicking!' I said, 'No. I’m winning.'
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What Muselk would do if he had no brain cells left
Muselk: I’d d*cklick even if I had no brain. I’d d*cklick in my sleep.
Muselk: I d*cklick so much, I forgot my own name. I’m just a d*cklick machine.
Muselk: I d*cklick so much, I think I’m going to turn into a d*cklick.
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What Muselk does when he’s trying to be cool and fails at it
Muselk: I tried to be cool, but I d*cklicked instead. I said, 'This is cool.'
Muselk: I was trying to be cool, but I d*cklicked. I said, 'Who cares?'
Muselk: I was trying to be cool and d*cklicked. I said, 'I’m cool because I d*cklick.'
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